self fertilize

when a man cums on himself or when a girl gets wet.

Dude i totally self fertilized when i was masturbating...got all over my stomach.

by penthausssss April 26, 2011

self masturbatory

This is how you describe someone who strokes their ego or virtue signals (to and around others)

Bob: why do people keep putting their names on urban dictionary?
Sally: its ridiculous. Its self masturbatory

by The Feelgoods December 13, 2020

self esteemie

In place of a "selfie". A "self esteemie"is what a selfie exposes, a picture that is cry for help and self esteem that the person is lacking. The act of taking a picture to have people fawn over you and make up for the void in your life of confidence and self awareness.

Man, that girl just posted her fourth self esteemie on Instagram today. Shes wilding and needs some help.

What is up with this dude posting self esteemies of himself in his bathroom?!

by Big Daddy Dool December 20, 2013

Self-Wheeling

A girl who is so ridiculously easy to pick-up, it's like thy wheel themselves.

Guy1: I want to talk that girl over but I don't know what to say.
Guy2: Who? Natalie? Don't worry man, she's self-wheeling!

by pudoooser November 26, 2009

self worthle

When you slip up and let your self worth become indissolubly linked to your daily Wordle performance

It took me all six guesses today - my self worthle is in the tank

by heyyyjaojao March 18, 2022

Self Defecation

a female manipulator band of ~7 members, all of which are in the 8th grade.

female manipulator culture and music is commonly seen in bands like Hole, Destroy Boys, Girlpool, etc.

Gia: Self Defecation just released a new hit single, "shock ya pussy!"

by row man April 21, 2022

self-serving

to accommodate oneself to point where they're violating another's space & things

Somebody who is self-serving has no regard for other people.

by Gerard Irick September 20, 2011