Some one who tries to do something and fails miserably, but still thinks they did an amazing job. Usualy if some one is a "tool", they're usualy this as well.
Say your on a sports team with someone. A screw tard would be considered someone who sits the bench the whole game but then hits on chicks and thinks he's cool just because you won the game.
by slangdrummer81 February 08, 2009
by upton semmes November 10, 2003
Jerry is a cheap screw.
by Tickle my picky September 03, 2015
by hytham_hammer July 06, 2005
During sex when taking your female partner from behind, before her screams get too loud and wake the neighbors get her to bite the pillow- i.e. the act of screwing on the silencer!
Bill- 'Hey, thought you had your bird over last night for some loving? i couldn't hear shit from next door even with the glass pushed up against the wall. what happened?'
Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'
Bill' 'Nice!'
Bob- 'It's ok, i was screwing on the silencer!'
Bill' 'Nice!'
by NODNYL January 13, 2011
by Dave Slade September 25, 2003
Similar to "Eff them;" a derogatory remark used by a person or group to another party they do not get along with. If someone says "screw em," they will create tension on the already failing relationship.
by krispygram December 06, 2016