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ridge runner 

An uncommon word describing a hick or hillbilly. I use it to describe some of the more "colorful" people where I am from. No teeth, chews tobacco, 2 sets of clothes (work clothes and Sunday clothes), usually lives 2 hours or more from the nearest general store, and some are seen walking the back country roads (or searching rivers) with a stick and a bag to pick up the trash and sell it.
"Hey Mom, I saw those damn ridge runners again. They were climbing into the dumpsters and sorting through the trash."
ridge runner by NathanC May 23, 2006
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Taco Runner 

A dirty Mexican or a wetback. A human of latin decent with small mans complex that usually has a sister with a mustach.
Fuck off you taco runner before I bend you in half and put you in the trash.
Taco Runner by Drew Peacock May 13, 2005

Speed Runner 

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.
Flippy: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

Road-Runner 

A girl/boy that leaves in the night after you just had sexual intercourse with them. Usualy they would either intoxicate you with acholic bevages, then while your blacked out, they leave. Or they would have mutliple rounds of intercourse to pu toyu to sleep, then leave while your sleeping. It likely ends in heart break, or missing cash.
I met a Road-Runner at the bar yesterday, who in the night left with my money, heart, and virgininty.

Blade Runner 

A Derogatory term for Disabled people with any form of prosthetic leg resembling a blade IE: Flex-Foot Cheetah blades
Guy 1: Did you see that one crippled guy running in the olympics like he's some normal man?
Guy 2: Yeah, hes a fuckin' Blade runner.
Blade Runner by John Sikafous June 21, 2017

Homestar Runner 

a grotesque thing or whatever it is that is horribly stoopid!!!!!!!
homestar runner is grotesque cuz "it" has no arms!!!!!

horizontal runner 

Missionary but with the legs moving in a running motion by who ever is on top
How's about a bit of horizontal runner tonight my darlin
horizontal runner by shooky June 17, 2015