rule of three

When asking someone about the number of sexual partners they've had MULTIPLY a woman's answer by 3, 'cause ladies don't wanna seem like the slut. When a man answers DIVIDE his number by 3 because he wants to seem like a player.

I knew Pete was really spanking the monkey at home when he said he'd been with 3 women.

by SexyDiva May 13, 2005

Rule 621

The 6-2-1 rule is a furry convention hygiene guideline. The rule mandates the following:

6 hours of sleep per night.
2 meals per day.
1 shower per day.

These numbers are lower limits and not intended as upper limits. The third part of the rule is to prevent con funk - all parts help to avoid con crud and concurrent post-con depression.
Source: 6-2-1 rule Wikifur

1: "Oh man, I'm so tired..."
2: "Well, did you stick to the Rule 621?"

by Samadadood July 10, 2018

JA RULE

An ass-rapper who will not survive one day in a REAL ghetto.

Ja Rule is so ugly he could give a sewer rat nightmares.

by rap hater July 15, 2003

Ja-Rule

A so-called rapper who used to rap about murder, but now only sings about love, and how he is tired of being lonely. Gay DMX wanna-be. His sidekick is that ugly banshee Ashanti.

Ja-Rule: baby baby baaaaaabaaaay! Im tired of being lonely! I need someone to hold meeeee.... so baby girl put it on me!!!! Im a homo!!!!

by Zeebo the Barber October 28, 2006

Ja Rule

A synonym for for very watery and acidic diarrhea

The toilet seat and cover at the public washroom were covered in Ja Rule.

by Mariola October 6, 2004

12 Hour Rule

The 12 Hour Rule applies to any sporting event where the male athlete(s) jack off exactly 12 hours before their competition. It is proven to raise testosterone levels and enhance performance for any sport.

It is important to not mastrubate too close to your competition, as this will not allow for enough time for your body to restore its testosterone supply. Too early, however, and it will have no effect on your performance.
It is not yet proven if this works on females yet. If anybody would like to test and contribute, be my guest.

Coach: "Okay guys, big race tomorrow. Everybody go home, eat a healthy dinner, and follow the 12 hour rule."

by pikalord November 7, 2010

six pump rule

The rule which states, as long as it was under 6 thrusts, it doesn't count as sex.

"Woah Jimmy, I'm not ready for sex so keep it under six pumps! Remember the six pump rule"

"Did you take her virginity?" "Nah man, it was only five pumps! Stupid six pump rule!"

by bloom_luv November 4, 2013