Rowan

A awesome dude with superman hair and a Columbus last name! Super hot and cute. Slightly bashful and overall awesome!!!

Rowan is so awesome and I'm going to ask him out.

by Sassyschoolgirl May 6, 2018

Rowan

A Rowan can be found listening found sicko mode and mobama in its natural habitat. Its Penis will be very small due to them being a inbred cunt. If anyone sleeps with them in is a more than likely catch a case and HIV. Be warned If have veganphobia do not step with in 2 miles of one of these cretins as they attack with vegan cumfoo and 8ft dildos.

A Rowan Is A Prick

by 8ft dildo December 4, 2019

Rowan

a person who likes the opposite gender and is annoying

pete- that kid looks gay
tim- it's cause his name is rowan
pete- ohhhhh

by fartstickpoopsock June 29, 2020

Brandon Rowland

HES MY FUCKING DADDY SO BTFO LADIES!!

Brandon Rowland is the most amazing person in the world!

by LAURENORLANDOISMYQUEEN July 25, 2018

rowengartner

A man that commonly uses a dog as his Portuguese breakfast skillet.

Man, did you see that guy with dog shit on his face? He must have pulled a real Rowengartner.

by Joe mac999 February 25, 2008

Rowan

A dumb bitch that thinks he is so smart but he actually looks like a bitch ass motherofucker and he smells like a horse and looks twice as ugly.

Rowan: hey guy
Tj: dont talk to him
Charles:why?
Tj:because he is a Rowan those thinks are infectious and rare nowadays
Charles: OhhOhhh0hh4
Rowan: aww man

by Dank guy on white October 28, 2019

Dirty Rowan

The act of shelving several pingas to forget about your commitment to the lads on game day.

Ed filled filled his butthole full of pingas passing out and completing a Dirty Rowan.

by Tom Wheatley July 3, 2019