Roll A One

To perform spectacularly badly at an attempted task or activity, in a flourishing display of unprecedented misfortune.

Originates from the roleplaying game, Dungeons & Dragons, where a die must be rolled to determine a players' level of success in performing certain tasks. Rolling a one in such a situation would almost certainly cause the task to fail catastrophically.
Person A: My chocolate fondue fountain just exploded somehow, and ruined my entire house.

Person B: Wow, did you just roll a one, or what?
by Batomilami July 26, 2011
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Roll-a-dog

Juicy, plump, mystery meat that looks eerily similar to both a hot dog and male genitalia. Typically sold at gas stations, such as Speedway. Named for the roller grill on which they are cooked. NOTE: Be careful when ordering a "roll-a-dog", because it is also a sex move often performed by hookers in the back of such establishments.
by Mr. Meows July 25, 2012
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Recovery roll

When someone crashes and fucks up bad but saves it with a sick ass recovery role
Guy 1 "dude you fucked up bad"
Guy 2: "nah dude I saved it with that sick ass Recovery roll"
by The only god FlexNugget October 18, 2019
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ready to roll

Being the Up most savage in the room , the point In the night where u are no longer sober and are capable of running threw a brick wall with a giraffe on your back like a stealth bomber
Killed your 30th vodka red bull at 1130 pm and you put a giraffe on your back and send it straight for the the brick wall at this moment your a stealth bomber “ready to roll”
by Trizzology July 16, 2020
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gumbo rolling

alright come on let’s get the gumbo rolling
by saucepolo October 15, 2020
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rolled ankle

When Death itself pokes your foot
Dude 1: Ahh i just rolled my ankle
Dude 2: Dude you totally just got a rolled ankle
by I Want 2 Dye April 02, 2019
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Rick and Roll

The act of jamming to the song "Never Gonna Give you Up" by Rick Astley
Person 1: "What are you doing bro?"
Person 2: "Come join, let's Rick and Roll !"
by King H4rsh May 16, 2021
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