Rocky Mountain Dew

An alcoholic soda beverage, containing several cubes of ice, 5-6% Vodka, and the rest with good ol' Mountain Dew.

My friends and I wanted some soda with a little kick to it, so I made us some Rocky Mountain Dew.

by REhill92 June 5, 2013

Rocky Balboa Syndrome

The constant urge to masterbait or "beat your meat" in sub zero temperatures.

I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.

by VariableY July 2, 2017

Rocky Mountain Snowstorm

When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.

Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.

by Touchy The Clown August 12, 2018

The Ol Rocky Road

When you anally insert a payday candy bar in someone.

Last night I gave my old lady The Ol Rocky Road.

by Superman1248 August 5, 2021

Rocky Mountain Grind

Getting a blow job from a girl who is either still eating or just finished eating oreo's.

Tom - "why do you look so pleased with yourself?"
Cam- "Marcy just gave me a Rocky Mountain Grind, it was messy but I was in a hurry..."
Tom - "I prefer wagon wheels..."

by longtimereaderfirsttimecaller November 11, 2012

Snow Capped Rocky

When a guy is having sex and finishes in the condom and there is a snow cap on top of his rocky.

Mark: Babe I just finished check this out!
Janet: What about it?
Mark: I have a snow capped rocky!

by swaglicious August 28, 2016

Rocky Road Sunday

For Male/Female Anal Sex During Menstruation with use of a Tampon.

The Male Partner vigorously and repeatedly

penetrates the Feminine Anus until He Climaxes. With Full Ejaculation while the Penis is inside the Rectal Cavity.*

The Male Partner then lays on his back with his mouth wide open. The Female Partner then Strattles or Squats with her Anus directly above the Male's open Orifice. She then defecates into his mouth and then pulls out the soiled Tampon and sticks it into the semen infused fecal material.

The end result giving the appearance of a Rocky Road Sunday with a Cherry on top.

*(see Anal Cream Pie)

The Old Lady was on her rag last weekend and the filthy whore gave me the Rocky Road Sunday treatment, man I love that woman.

by Stoic Trucker June 6, 2023