retail enema

Using the calming effect of shopping in order to relieve constipation.

“I was so fucking backed up, I had to go to target for a retail Enema. I was almost shitting before I could get my pants off.

by Cantstandya May 19, 2018

Reague of Regends

That feeling when you press R instead of L

Hey dude wanna play Reague of regends

dude: wtf are you talking about

by Orohana May 3, 2018

Reagan McChristy

A beautiful loved girl that sometimes gets on people’s nerves and doesn’t exactly like talking all the time. But has a kid named brooks by her side and thinks she’s the best person to ever step foot on this earth.

Reagan McChristy is absolutely amazing.

by HeyitzBJ June 14, 2019

Retail Guilt

What you feel when you watch a documentary about climate change and remember all the crap you just ordered online.

"Wow, this episode of Patriot Act is really disturbing. I had no idea fast fashion was creating so much waste. Hey, are you okay? You look like you're going to throw up."

"Yeah... just thinking about the 10 shirts I don't need that'll be arriving on my doorstep tomorrow and having some serious retail guilt. I'm an asshole."

by Little Walnut December 3, 2019

reagan day

Reagan day is everyday. Everyday you give Reagan money. You love her so much you just wanna give her all your money.

hey dude guess what day it is.

what??

it’s reagan day! we need to go give all our money to that amazing girl!

by sunny wild November 18, 2020

Reagon

Raegon is the neatest best friend ever . She got you back 24/7 when she can. She is the kind to play barbies when your lonely. Not the smartest nor the pretties sight ,but she can do things some people can’t like, find Bakugo attractive and dye her hair an ugly color.😂

Reagon is a Reagan’s nickname.

by Soggy cheesits January 27, 2021

Retail management

A dark art of being able to survive while being held responsible for issues and situations outside of your control by members of the public and by those who outrank you. Often used as the cause of and solution to all of the problems of unreasonable people. Long term exposure often leads to a lack of empathy, high tolerance to pain, apathy, institutionalisation and a lack of self care. In extreme cases can lead to the illusion of job security and belief in corporate policies.

I used to fell things before I started retail management

by j.dinnen February 26, 2021