"He was hot, and I really wanted to hit the sheets with him. But I couldn't, because I'm, you know, religious."
by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Get the religion mug.A series of fanciful concepts that people believe as to:
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.
- Help themselves get up in the morning, achive inner peace, etc.
- Keep their family happy, because all their family are in the religion.
- Feel superior to other people.
- Provide moral guidance because common sense would render them otherwise lame.
- Justify war or general hatred of other groups.
Wow, so we can, like, kill abortionists if we join the right sect of the right religion? Well fuck me, religion it is!
by Stuart October 13, 2003
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Religion is like a penis:
1) It's okay to have one.
2) It's okay to be proud of it.
3) It's NOT okay to pull it out in public.
4) It's NOT okay to shove it down little children's throats.
1) It's okay to have one.
2) It's okay to be proud of it.
3) It's NOT okay to pull it out in public.
4) It's NOT okay to shove it down little children's throats.
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I am religious.
2)
I LOVE my religion!
3)
Mike: Hey Bryan, how are you doing?
Bryan: SHUT UP! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS!
4)
Suck my religion, little child.
I am religious.
2)
I LOVE my religion!
3)
Mike: Hey Bryan, how are you doing?
Bryan: SHUT UP! YOU'LL BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS!
4)
Suck my religion, little child.
by Morate November 2, 2011
Get the Religion mug.An insane retarded person with their head in the clouds who believes "god" answers prayers and is the answer to everything
Anne Frank thanked god for her religious believes while villain germans were living it up while she and others suffered
by whatsitmatter December 29, 2007
Get the Religious mug.1. a southern slang phrase that means "flying off the handle", losing ones cool and losing ones self-control. Some people also think it could mean to get laid.
2. a big 1991 hit song from the Georgia rock band R.E.M..
2. a big 1991 hit song from the Georgia rock band R.E.M..
1. George: Jeremy has been acting funny since he polished off a bottle of Wild Turkey.
Billy: Yep, he's lost some of his religion.
2. The title "Losing My Religion" caused some confusion at first here in the MidWest.
Billy: Yep, he's lost some of his religion.
2. The title "Losing My Religion" caused some confusion at first here in the MidWest.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 10, 2008
Get the losing my religion mug.A strong belief and following in a higher/supreme being. Many follow a strict code of moral conduct which can vary from religion to religion. A very sensative subject to most people. One of the main causes of war and violence. If you want to piss someone off very fast, attack their religion.
Famous examples include the Jesuites vs. the Japanese in the 14th century and modern Christians vs. everyone else.
by Matt August 9, 2005
Get the religion mug.Term used to describe a group of conservatives with a certain religion taking their dominance in the world of politics over anything else.
by Falconrath January 31, 2004
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