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by Tom March 10, 2005
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The service and worship of god,goddesses or the supernatural.
RELIGON was first stated to govern citizens in the mesopotamia's society their by proveing it is a scam that helps to keep peace to unfare laws!
by Conrad The Trad February 3, 2004
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An irrational institution whose relationship with the finer aspects of human nature is essentially that of a parasite on a host.
Religion might not necessarily be the root of all evil but it certainly oils the wheels.
by Fearman April 1, 2008
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1.An idea that is good at first, until it hatches into a belief, and, from there, a plague.
2.A belief system in false deities to comfort the human who is scared of death.
Religion is a pointless comfort for death-fearing people
by Anonymous February 3, 2005
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1. Creates a sense of security for man in order to deal with his own mortality by putting himself at the centre of the universe.

2. Consequences include hindering human development as well as inciting mass murder of the human population consistently throughout history.

3. Used to keep in check the inherent human bloodlust. Which gives rise to distinct class differences as the more intelligent and influential can wield it at their will (see slavery).

4. Survives by indoctrination of the population almost at birth. Stipulates that severe punishment awaits those who deviate from its principles. Ironically punishment is dished out in this life rather than the next!!
Galileo a great man in history was continually subject to brutality, because what we know now as truth undermined religious doctrine.
by Rubo January 19, 2004
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If I alone believe in an imaginary being and state it publicly I would be understandably hospitalised. If I can get ten thousand others to believe the same thing I have tax free status for ever. Religion is the kidney stone of humanity.
by digswins December 10, 2007
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A series of lies, myths, and associated bullsh*t that is used to excuse murder, violence, egotism and torture.
My religion says that everyone in your religion should die and burn in hell.
Yeah? Well MY religion says that everyone will be struck down by god if they don't follow it!
Atheist: Then how am I still alive...
SHUT UP INFIDEL!
by TheSorcerorOfCheese January 13, 2008
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