Reed

verb (reed red, reed·ing ree-ding.
to involve aliens, extraterrestrials, or some form of bigfoot in a sexual act (usually including oral).

to eat a ham and cheese sandwich with Dijon mustard while doing a handstand for the purpose of stealing mice, rats, hamsters, or other similar rodents from your local PetSmart and/or Pet.co

Person 1:"Yo jit, don't go to that orgy heard they'd be reeding there"

Person 2:"Duh, that's why I'm going"

(Works for both definitions)

by read_a_book July 23, 2023

Justin Reed Leyva

A funny person, throws trash cans, likes ass, drives a civic probably, and likes melodic rap.

Yo dude! Justin Reed Leyva is slumped again!

by trap4life December 3, 2021

Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.

My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.

by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022

Reed

Not a prostitute, she is a fine lookin woman who makes money legally.

Guy 1: Hey look! It’s Reed!
Guy 2 (Who’s dick is absolutely massive): Yeah! She’s not a prostitute!

by Mailliman June 19, 2022

connor reed

a racist

connor reed says the n word. and is extremely homophobic. he had the attention span of a squirrel but he wil buy u swensons. he’s single, loves the beach, trips to the art museum, fat blunts, and bone thugs. gf applications?

by joe med March 5, 2022