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Mrs. Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Boy: I said, "Hunter hoovers the rooster."
Mrs. Teacher: Oh, um, sure.
Mrs. Teacher: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Boy: I said, "Hunter hoovers the rooster."
Mrs. Teacher: Oh, um, sure.
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A torture technique where one cuts off another man's testicles and attaches them to the man's chin to resemble a rooster.
Some torture techniques used to attain information from people are waterboarding, humiliation, and the rooster.
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