Prostitute rules

you fuck it, you pay for it

"Hey Tarquin, can I borrow you wetsuit", "of course Kevin, prostitute rules though" kevin later returned the wetsuit with a leg missing after a shark attack however, prostitute rules were agreed upon and he had to pay Tarquin for a new wetsuit and was evicted shortly after due to lack of funds to pay rent.

by Robadong October 19, 2017

Snickers prostitute

A prostitute who sells herself and you pay her with snicker bars.

There is a Snickers prostitute down the street if you want to hit her up

by KillerOfUrMind November 3, 2017

Strict Prostitution

Strictly abiding by the ways or rules of prostitutes.

Strict prostitution is the way to go. If your gonna do it, do it right!

by BOOTYISREAL December 10, 2017

decaffeinated prostitution

When one uses one’s physical beauty to acquire goods and services.

"Hey, Ted has a crush on you, he would fix your car.”
“I’d rather not, that feels like decaffeinated prostitution.”

by Ms. Elizabeth Price February 21, 2018

mute prostitute

You’re mum’s house

Like I said you’re Mum's house. :) mute prostitute

by Jiminie cricket March 10, 2018

mute prostitute

You’re mum’s house

Like I said you’re mum’s house. :)

Mute prostitute

by Jiminie cricket March 10, 2018

car prostitute

Someone who constantly accepts gas money for giving people rides home

Hey Paul, wanna be my car prostitute?

by GamkatMaktas May 14, 2016