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Oral Pregnancy

When a woman gives oral sex to a man, resulting in him ejaculating into her mouth, she then holds it, spits it back into the man's mouth. He then proceeds to give oral sex to the woman pushing his spunk deep into her pussy with his tongue.

Later on, she is pregnant without P to V contact and thus resulting in an oral pregnancy.
Gary: Hey I hope that Oral Pregnancy technique worked!
Harriet: Me too. We've been trying to get me pregnant for ages now, but your cock is too short.
Gary: Bit mean, but it's true.
by MudderFukcer September 10, 2020
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2020 pregnant

"Hey, everybody. Guess you're wondering where I've been all week. Well, I'm I'm 2020 pregnant in my basement in quarantine!"
by red phillips February 2, 2021
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Childhood pregnancy

This is a definition to refer for a human that has given birth under 10 or has got someone pregnant and they are 9 and under
Meaning a boy and girl or woman and boy or man and girl.
As teenager pregnancy or adolescent pregnancy refers to a girl getting pregnant at ages 10-19 or a boy getting a girl or woman pregnant.
Mother and father : Did you both had a baby?
Girl and boy : yes ...!
Mother and father : we aren't raising that thing you shouldn't have committed childhood pregnancy!
by 459395 February 7, 2022
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Half Pregnant

Brandie says she may be pregnant but too afraid to check. She is half pregnant
by BlkBubbles September 16, 2023
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only when I'm pregnant

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.
Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."
by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011
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pro forced pregnancy

"I can't believe pro-life is still a thing."

"Oh, you mean pro forced pregnancy?"
by DoctorAMDC June 8, 2020
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pregnant pencil

(noun): A skinny guy with a big beer gut--also known as skinny fat guy.
Joey: "Hey Tommy, check out the pregnant pencil!"
Tommy: "Youse mean dat skinny fat guy over there?"
by Scumwaffle September 28, 2010
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