Yorkshire (and possibly broader) slang that is pretty old and perhaps only in common usage in the countryside.
Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.
Pooting: To wander in a relaxed manner; potentially from poot = fart, -> ‘farting about’ meaning to do something in an inefficient manner, not necessarily interested in any particular end goal.
“Hey Jim. Are you about today? Fancy a pint?”
“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”
“Hey Tim. Nah, sorry mate, me and the missus are pooting around Dalby Forest for the weekend. I’m not sure when we’ll be back.”
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It's like magic. You shot it out .... and then it's gone
It's like magic. You shot it out .... and then it's gone
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Derived from the Canadian dish "poutine", this is a sexual act where a freshly stimulated and noticeably wet female receives a French fry after it had been dragged down the inside of her vagina and continued up her ass crack. This is a sexual spin on the vinegar and brown gravy found yet again in the Canadian dish.
Derived from the Canadian dish "poutine", this is a sexual act where a freshly stimulated and noticeably wet female receives a French fry after it had been dragged down the inside of her vagina and continued up her ass crack. This is a sexual spin on the vinegar and brown gravy found yet again in the Canadian dish.
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My assistant disappears into the bathroom each day and yet I receive texts from said person. Oh wow she is pooxting. No idea she was a pooxter.
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