Post Porcelain Porn Fountain

When sitting on the toilet, urinating skyward (as a reflex to the natural urge to pee after dropping a deuce) due to the boner obtained while watching porn.

John tagged himself with a golden stream in a post porcelain porn fountain after watching tranny hooker porn.

by StinkyZ May 24, 2016

white porcelain

da biggest baddest bitch yo mama ever seen. she thicc. she wild. and she thicc.

Guy: Dam white porcelain lookin hella fine
Guy 2: oh baby queen porcé! she fine as China

by blackhole123 January 9, 2018

The Porcelain Challenge

A tiktok challenge in which people grind fine china into a fine powder and snort it. It is extremely harmful, and at least 6 known people have been injured from it. Not only is it harmful to the body, but it also destroys antique, expensive china.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Porcelain Challenge?
Person 2: Yeah! Someone in my kid’s school did it. I can’t believe these kids are doing someone so stupid.

by Banana_Human October 3, 2022

dirty porcelain cowboy

Similar to the standard Porcelain Cowboy only you are slamming the drunk/puking chick in the ass while her head is hovering above the toilet.

Kari was hammered and had to puke. I helped her to the washroom like a gentleman but couldn't resist sliding in that ass that was just staring at me while she was bent over hurling. She seemed to be really digging it until the dry heaves started. I almost popped out a couple times during that but stayed on for the 8 count . It was the 1st time either of us had pulled off the Dirty Porcelain Cowboy

by Art Izenkowskis March 23, 2024

Crack Porcelain

To shit

Did you crack porcelain today?

I’m going to go crack porcelain, be back in 10!

by Lexileah February 22, 2026

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

Driving the porcelain truck

When one grips the toilet bowl like a steering wheel as you expel vomit, generally with lots of yet to be metabolized alcohol.

7 vodka shooters and 7 beers back, got so sick I was driving the porcelain truck.

by frishy August 30, 2022