How to play Soap Pony:
1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).
2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).
3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.
4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.
5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.
1. You and your fellow rootin tootin cowpokes head to the corral (aka the shower).
2. Strip down to your chaps (aka buck ass nude).
3. Lather up the biggest mess of bubbles you ever did see.
4. Whoever erects the sturdiest sudsiest steed shall be dubbed the soap pony.
5. The soap pony will ride off into the prairie, as the other cowpokes pistol at the setting sun.
Noun: Soap Pony - “Always a cowpoke never a Soap Pony”
Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”
Verb: “Ma caught the boys Soap Ponying last night!”
by Super_soaper69 February 20, 2022
Get the Soap Ponymug. A "drunk pony" is when you put a bottle of alcohol in the toilet and then sit on the toilet in order to lodge the bottle up your rectum. Fallowing this you get on all fours while the bottle drains into your anal cavity. This is normally done by stupid people in the restroom, for obvious reasons, and for the purposes of getting drunk faster for less money.
"Tonight is going to be so expensive! I forgot to pre-game!"
"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."
"Just get a bottle of something and then go ride the drunk pony."
by icedsoftball January 22, 2014
Get the drunk ponymug. A term used for damaged my little ponies that can’t be restored to their original state, be it due to plastic colour fade or any other conditions. These ponies are often used for OOAK (custom) projects and will be sold for this purpose.
by XxXiXxX October 23, 2019
Get the Pony baitmug. by Rynoshorn January 15, 2019
Get the Hair Ponymug. A group of single male or female friends comprised of EX's and people who want to get with the person who keeps a pool. Commonly involved in inappropriate conversations and sexual advances with who has the pool.
Common outcome of a Pony pool inappropriate behavior by both parties.
Common outcome of a Pony pool inappropriate behavior by both parties.
Examples of use:
" She keeps a Pony pool because she's afraid of commitment."
" she keeps a Pony pool because it's easier to cheat"
" She keeps A Pony pool because she doesn't want to reject them and hurt their feelings."
" She keeps a Pony pool because she's afraid of commitment."
" she keeps a Pony pool because it's easier to cheat"
" She keeps A Pony pool because she doesn't want to reject them and hurt their feelings."
by Angrytrucker May 13, 2016
Get the pony poolmug. Dressing in a specific, usually sophisticated way, to fool people into thinking you’re a higher ranking professional.
They let me into the VIP area and put me on the managers tab. I’m so happy they fell for my Fashion Pony.
by emmveg December 11, 2018
Get the Fashion Ponymug. by amiinterestedinthis June 14, 2010
Get the Pony Tailyamug.