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Plonkyruethilic

1. To be plump aka fat, round, big
Wyatt Lowe is plonkyruethilic, his belly just jiggles
by Fruity69zesty March 11, 2023
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Spank Planking

The act of discretely masturbating while planking.
His facial expressions made it look like he was spank planking on top of the bench.
by David B Weingarten September 24, 2011
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spank the plank

1) to masterbate
2) musical slang - to over indulgue in a guitar solo

(both samething really)
Pete took centre stage and spanked the plank for fifteen minutes before somebody turned his amp off.
by black flag May 30, 2004
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plunking

The act of penetrating the nasal passage by way of appendage, most commonly a finger, for sexual stimulation.
The sex was great, but the plunking is what really got me off!
by Lil Miss Red April 20, 2010
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Norwegian Plunker

The act of defecating into a woman's vagina.
Me and my girlfriend needed to spice up our sex life, so I layed a Norwegian Plunker in her.
by Dave B. October 27, 2003
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pluck

Pluck. The pluck is a form of walking. Very common in pigeons and chickens. Sounds like cluck. Some stupid poeple who want to look stupid may pluck (including me). Pluck can also be used as a substitute for any other doing word.
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Person1: Hey check out that pigeon!
Person2: Yeah, man he's doing the pluck!

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Boy1: Wow, she's fit.
Boy2: yeah, but you should see her walk, she plucks like a pigeon.

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Husband: Bye, sweetheart, I'm goin to the store!
Wife: Okay, but pluck me some bread and extra absorbent tampons!

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Hot Guy: So you wanna go out with me?
Hot Girl: Sure!
Hot guy: I'll pluck you at around seven.
Hot girl: sounds good, see ya.

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Girl: I really need to pluck a boyfreind.
Girl2: Yeah. Whn i was with my ex al he said was hey you wanna pluck tonight? I was like NO WAY. I'm done plucking with you. Just pluck off yeah.
Girl1: You go girl.
Girl2: yeah i plucked this new boyfreind we drove in his pluck and when we arrived at his house we plucked out of the car and plucked to his house and that's where we plucked for the first time.
Girl1: *sniffles* that sounds so plucking romantic right there.
by The Olya January 6, 2008
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double planker

A shit that stays intact and stretches from one side of the bowl to the other resembling planks on a pier
"I ate so many taco's I just dropped a double planker"
by Ron V July 23, 2008
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