Pootini

A word to express one’s disappointment in a martini drink or refusal of a bar to mix one. Often utilized by drunken single moms wanting to experiment with a Martini. Especially popular in the City of Calgary, Canada.

“Pootini” is developing into a very popular assertion amongst single parents that just want to go out, get drunk and get their pants off.

Barman: "No lady, we don't do that flavour martini mix here!"

MILF: "Oh pootini!"

MILF 1: Be careful of mixing that tequila with the Martini...the god forsaken-panty removing tequila!
MILF 2: "Oo Well I don't often say no to anything that ends in 'tini' unless it tastes like a Pootini!

by Mac the Knife May 10, 2012

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Potinetial

Having the belief, but more importantly the potential to smoke large quantities of pot with only positive aspirations.

Damn look at Quinn, he has "potinetial".

by Quinn224 July 6, 2015

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pjotr

Guy that has a dick bigger than the sun.

Holy shit did you Pjotr's dick it's fucken HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Kallanikos January 19, 2017

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pjotr

If you call someone a pjotr you mean that he gets all the girls and succes in life. People are often jealous of him.

"Why is he such a pjotr, I want to be a pjotr as well."
"I'd rather be a pjotr then a adieb."

by Elevatorswillwinthiswarofmine January 25, 2017

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Pooticulates

Noun. Any sort of human fecal, or poo, matter that comes into contact with a different person's face. Can often lead to Pink Eye and other medical issues.

Matthew had to go to the hospital for pinkeye because he got Kellee's pooticulates in his eye.

by K.Rem.Iso. March 28, 2017

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