Pilot Excuses

Excuses a pilot makes to get his/her way.

"We have the fuel truck hooked up at the end of the runway with the passengers on board. I know you guys are busy, but can we get a fuel load and add a dog?"

"I'm getting really sick of your pilot excuses."

by SirMcLongFinger November 23, 2021

Pilot Porn

When someone takes a photo of any air worthy vehicle with a backdrop that would be spectacular to an average aviation illitterate person.

Pilot Porn: Hey man... I have to tell you that that photo you took of your Corvalis over the grand canyon gave me a partial: Pilot Porn.

by skyeblu June 30, 2014

Lazy Pilot

Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.

Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.

by TruthTeller!!! May 25, 2018

Pilot without passengers

When you go to a club or party to try and pick up girls. You act cool and calm but have no luck and come home empty handed. You come home a "pilot without passengers"

" Hey I heard you went to that new club yesterday did you pick up anyone."
"No I was a pilot without passengers"

by Thor Beaumont November 13, 2015

Fighter pilot

Car with a manual or "standard" transmission. The opposite of "slush box" or automatic transmission.

That little bitch won't answer phone calls and only texts, can't drive fighter pilot only rides slush box.

by Smokycrackpipe February 6, 2022

pilot material

A reaction to be called wifey material and anti sex minded. While this individual may indicate signs of a caring nature towards herself and family: cooking,etc. don’t mistake it for wifey material.

You’re such wifey material but I don’t want to marry or discontinue pulling out my sperm from your body.

Oh that’s because I’m pilot material.

by notjuggs_justAj January 12, 2021

crappy pilot

Someone who is very similar to Tristern Mccan

He's so silly, he's such a crappy pilot.

by ShinryBart April 3, 2024