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Toilet Pilot

When you are bricked up while taking a shit and suddenly get a crazy boner and start “ piloting” something with your joystick (only works with average or above penis)
Dude last night when I ate Taco Bell I had to shit and ngl I did a Toilet Pilot
by AllahuakPeter April 22, 2025
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Princess Pilot

A "Princess Pilot" is a term used in aviation slang to describe a pilot who prefers to fly only in ideal weather conditions (VFR, clear skies) and typically operates high-performance, modern, and well-equipped aircraft—often featuring glass cockpits, autopilot, and cruise speeds above 140 knots. This pilot tends to avoid challenging conditions such as turbulence, IMC, or older, less luxurious aircraft.

The term can imply a degree of selectiveness, inexperience, or aversion to adversity, and is sometimes used with a humorous or lightly critical tone within pilot communities.
Dillon C. is a Princess Pilot who will only fly on very clear days.
by ObliteratePb May 14, 2025
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Co-pilot Queen

Not a passenger, but a partner. She’s in the front seat, matching energy, sharing control, and treated like a queen every mile of the way.
She’s a true Co-Pilot Queen, navigating life side by side with her partner.
by Harry's Way August 7, 2025
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Monkey Pilot

When you're just zoning out and your inner monkey is in control of your body. Like, auto-pilot on an aeroplane.
"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scratch my balls in front of you, I was on Monkey Pilot"
by anonymous January 6, 2026
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Fighter Pilot

One person shits in the tank of a toilet, while at the same time the other person shits in the bowl of the same toilet. Thus pretending to be fighter pilots.
There was only one toilet, so me and my bro had to shit fighter pilot style.
by Three river(s) January 15, 2026
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the gay pilot

It means the unaired pilot episode of Sherlock, in wich Johnlock is pretty much evident.
Person A: Hey, what episode is that quote from.
Person B: Oh, it's from the gay pilot
by now-thats-what-i-call-sad November 21, 2018
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Bobby Show Pilot

KId: "Bobby Show Pilot is AMAZING! I love his whole channel!"
by LordOfDank January 14, 2019
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