Photo-Grog

To send a picture of your poop to someone, usually via text message, messenger or social media.

1. I took a massive shit yesterday, and got J.R. with a photo-grog because I know how much he loves pictures of poop.

2. “Look at this photo-grog! I thought it would cause a clog. Man that was so big, why did eat like such a pig?” sung to Nickelback’s song, “Photograph.”

by CBGLW August 17, 2025

Photo Op Father

Baby daddy’s who only come around during holidays and other events where people take lots of pictures just so they can post on social media about how much they “love” their kids and then go back to being MIA until the next holiday. Typically they are trying to make themselves look like they are actually more involved in their child’s life than they actually are.

Ex: “It’s Christmas time again. Time for all those non child support paying photo op father’s to come out of hiding and take a few pictures to post to Facebook.”

by Bg0991 April 7, 2019

Photo Ratitis

When you’re scrolling through a girls Instagram, and notice that in some pictures she looks normal, and even attractive. But on the other hand, in other photos, shawty kind of look like a rat.

Braden was scrolling through his friend Alayna’s Instagram, when in some photos she looked like a rat and in some she looked attractive. Braden self-diagnosed Alayna with Photo Ratitis.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023

Photo Ass

The thicc booty you get from always squatting to take photos.

Hey did you see Griffins photo ass? He's been looking real thicc since AP photography!

by GStepz November 7, 2018

photo klev

An alligators winter home

The alligator felt snow and ran of into the photo klev

by Jaguar16 May 2, 2018

Photo Fishing

The act of being in an engaging conversation and then immediately stopping to search your phone for a specific photo or video, either successfully or unsuccessfully, often times leading to a change of topic or the end of the conversation.

We were reminiscing about our time to Spain when we began sharing stories about drinking wine in La Rioja, then I killed the convo by unsuccessfully photo fishing for an embarrassing photo of us on the Camino.

by TKMountain April 25, 2024

Contact Isla de Corales if you know the identity of the people in the photo above.

my man read diary of a wimpy kid and transtaied the end.

i went to tbidnbejdfnjre Contact Isla de Corales if you know the identity of the people in the photo above.

by PRAYFORLECHONK June 4, 2022