i tried so hard to break the ice but that craig guy was trying so hard to make sure jonathan and i knew he was the pimp daddy that it left little room for fat penguins.
by The Wiz August 29, 2005
Get the Fat Penguin mug.A person from Caltra (W. Ireland) who due to their thick accent and ill education find it difficult to pronounce the word Penguin.
by Harpy's Tears March 17, 2007
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(n.)small aquatic bird that I want as a pet to swim through my foyer once I own a gigantic manshion;
by Chubbs April 30, 2004
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When penguins defecate, the resulting substance is penguin shit. Often used when you're super pissed.
When penguins defecate, the resulting substance is penguin shit. Often used when you're super pissed.
Please, help yourself to Shrimp and Penguin shit.
Sally looked like penguin shit with those damn overalls on
Id rather eat penguin shit than touch your rediculous lumpy vagina.
Sally looked like penguin shit with those damn overalls on
Id rather eat penguin shit than touch your rediculous lumpy vagina.
by Jonny jewsalot March 2, 2004
Get the penguin shit mug.Sarah- "Omg! When we were watching that penguin documentary John totally got a boner! You could soo see it through his pants! What a freak!"
Tanner- "Dont you know! John is a penguisexual!"
Sarah- "I had no idea!"
Tanner- "Dont you know! John is a penguisexual!"
Sarah- "I had no idea!"
by thatonekid53826 January 23, 2014
Get the Penguisexual mug.the feathery little bastards who you love to hate, and hate to love, but somehow, they make great disney movies. You know what, i was going to write a movie about penguins, but then the goddamn happy feet movie came out. i still wanted to write it, but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, it was COPYWRITED. you know what? FUCK THE MAN! IM GONNA BUILD A GIANT FUCKING PENGUIN ROBOT SUIT, AND CRUSH THOSE LITTLE ASSFUCKERS AT DISNEY! AND WHILE IM AT IT, IM GOING TO DROP COOLANT FLUIDS ON THOSE MOTHERS AT THE IRS!!! THEY TAXED THE GODDAMN ROBOT SUIT, AND THEY'RE GONNA REGRET IT!!! HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW YOU CHEAP FUCKERS????
"wow... the guy who wrote this is freakin phyco..."
"IM GONNA CRUSH YOUUUUUUUU!!!!"
nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! not the penguin suit! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
(also, people who like penguins, such as the author of this, tend to suffer from severe cases of raging insanity. side effects may include, random rants, building insanely cool gadgets, and world domination.)
"IM GONNA CRUSH YOUUUUUUUU!!!!"
nooooooooooooo!!!!!!! not the penguin suit! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
(also, people who like penguins, such as the author of this, tend to suffer from severe cases of raging insanity. side effects may include, random rants, building insanely cool gadgets, and world domination.)
by man_eating_squirrel1994 May 15, 2009
Get the penguin mug.when your doin it in the ass and the guy spits
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye
on the girls back and yells her name, this will
make the girl think that you have ejacualted on
her back when she turns around you jizz in her eye
then punches her in the same eye then leaves.. the
next day she will waddle like a penguin and will only
be able to see out of one eye
Bill is with his friends then they see his girl friend
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"
waddling with a black eye.. Bill says "yea i gave Jill
the one eyed penguin last night"
by Quag Jai April 30, 2006
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