wannabe patriotism 

Something everyone did after they heard that the planes hit the towers. People became patriotic for one day, then fell asleep again.

wannabe patriotism by Anonymous June 27, 2003

patriots 

A well accomplished NFL team that has gone under much scrutiny due to an incident involving film. They have an excellent record, have broken numerous records and won more than one superbowl which is an accomplishment in itself. Many people who are anti-patriots come up with poor excuses to dislike them such as calling them (and their coach) "cheaters" despite the fact they aren't the only team that has filmed other teams. If you aren't competent enough to come up with an excuse for hating them just call them "cheaters" and high five whoever is near you.

-Dude the patriots are such fuckin cheaters they deserve to lose against manning!

uhh, they didn't cheat they just didn't stand in the designated spot while filming. Maybe you should read up on the rules before u say retarded things like that...

-STFU u fag! They DID cheat I know it!

can I just have my coffee already?

patriots by Supadupah February 17, 2008

Patriotic Skin Cancer 

The type of skin cancer you get from letting off too many fireworks on a patriotic holiday (Fourth of July, President's Day, Memorial Weekend)

Kris: Yo where's Tom? He didn't come back from summer break.
David: He's out with patriotic skin cancer from when he did fireworks at the 4th of July picnic.

Patriotic Skin Cancer by Pwink June 10, 2020

patriotter 

A person who claims they will die for their country and then when the time comes for action they roll over on their backs and act like a cute otter for defense.

Dan claims online that he is a patriot but he never does anything in real life, what a patriotter

patriotter by mvmnttocontact December 14, 2021

patriotcel 

An incel or a guy who can’t get laid over the following reasons

One: a hardcore fan of the New England Patriots who would harass other people over being a fan of another team

Two they are proud of their country so much that they go on to harass others because of their race, gender, sexuality, age, political beliefs and etc. they also right wing and would call anyone who doesn’t agree with them a soyboy but they can’t get laid over their opinion.

Poor brad he always harasses people because they ain’t a patriots fan and he is a jerk that no hoe wants to fuck him what a patriotcel.

Man tim is literally annoying because he attacked the blue haired girl by calling her a sexual slur, he attacked the interracial couple at the store because the guy was Latino and the girl was white as he said illegal immigrants shouldn’t date white women, he attacked a transgender person and a homosexual woman over their sexuality, and he also attacked me by calling me a soyboy for not supporting the army, trump and QAnon and his opinion are the reason why he’s a chick repellent what a patriotcel he is he never even served in the army.

patriotcel by The cheek freak from Mars December 25, 2021

Lapel Pin Patriotism 

When one values empty gestures and political rhetoric over substance or logical argument.

If there was anymore lapel pin patriotism on this news network they'd start shitting eagle eggs.

Lapel Pin Patriotism by Dollar Billy October 2, 2012

Patriotgate 

In the sports world, a term referring to the scandal in the 2007 National Football League (NFL) season in which the New England Patriots were caught illegally videotaping the New York Jets' defensive signals. May also be referred to as "videogate" or "cameragate".

Patriotgate was an example of pure arrogance on Belichick's part. Did he really think he wouldn't get caught?

Patriotgate by Vanessa W. September 26, 2007