procrastinating

what you are doing right now….

stop procrastinating and get ur work done. yeah i’m talking to you behind the screen.

by lmaoig July 6, 2022

Procrastinator Parade

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.

That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.

by R.Ost June 19, 2023

procrastination

when you've typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ (left-to-right, going downward on a keyboard), /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` (right-to-left, going upward on a keyboard) and all 16 variations of qpzm (the 4 corners of the keyboard).

congratulations, you've become a MASTER OF BOREDOM

B: "what's procrastination mean"
A: "have u typed `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./, /.,mnbvcxz';lkjhgfdsa\poiuytrewq=-0987654321` and all 16 variants of qpzm on your keyboard?"
B: "no"
A: "then you'll never know"
B: "ok"

by dogman_ June 11, 2022

procrastination

taking BuzzFeed quizzes

OK, I'll do my work.
Oh, look, this quiz will guess what color my socks are if I tell them how my 16th birthday was!

3 hours later...
OK, I'll start now
Oh look, this'll guess my name if I tell them my favorite shades of black...

STOP PROCRASTINATION!

by Randompersononedayyoullmeet October 27, 2020

Procrastination Overlap

When you're getting ready to leave the house and someone is taking too long getting ready so you engage in a time consuming activity until the other person is done getting ready. But when the person is done, you're still busy with your activity so they start doing something else as well. And when you finish, they're still busy... and it goes on and on. You're usually habitually late.. to everything.

Katie: "Hey, are you guys on your way yet?"
Amanda: "No, Ryan and I are still stuck in procrastination overlap."

by Meezy21 August 26, 2012

Ultra-procrastinate

when you procrastinate until the last minute on something, only to find you underestimated the amount of time you needed to get it done, thus being unable to complete it

I got a zero on my science project because I ultra-procrastinated on it

by Eushshtb October 25, 2024

Procrastination

A worldwide phenomenon that teaches you to do an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.

I used procrastination so I end up doing my major grade projects that we were supposed to do over a two-week span in two hours. I also end up spending 2 days on a math worksheet because I was getting distracted. To rephrase, I did an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.

by I should be working March 24, 2019