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pooface

Generally considered a mild insult, as compared to stronger varieties such as shitface, shithead and so on. Usually considered somewhat childish, and for that reason generally confined to more informal situations (or use by children). Some children find it amusing to repeat this word indefinitely. Pooface is sometimes used in conjuction with adverbs which strengthen its meaning, e.g., "complete pooface", or "total pooface".

Many other insults are related to, and possibly derived from, this one, for instance, shitface, shithead, craphead, dunghead, shitbrain, etc. All of these words share the common structure "word for faeces" + "word for part of head". There is also a more general category of words which have the structure "some kind of vaguely insulting substance" + "body part", e.g. "cheese-dick", "strawberry-dick" (note that hyphenation varies with these types of word, although you will rarely see "poo-face").

A word which is related to pooface is rondabe, which is often discovered by accident when someone is writing a predictive text and tries to type "pooface". For some reason, many predictive text systems prefer the word "rondabe" over "pooface". No-one knows why this is, however. Incidentally, rondabe is the absolute certified coolest word in the world, by a margin of 58%. The nearest contender to its crown of coolness is globule, which has only 538 coolness points, and was used by Queen Elizabeth II in the Queen's Speech of 2002 in order to highlight her coolness.
Pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface! Pooface, pooface, pooface, poofaceSHUDDDUUUUPPP!!!!
by Tinarm May 6, 2006
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crack!damn!poof!

what you say when you see a fine chick. It comes from the words that would define you having sex with her: Crack! (Crack a nut!) Damn! (Damn, that was good!) Poof! (get the hell outta there!)
See's fine lady: "Crack!Damn!Poof!"
by tonkchump September 22, 2005
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Goat Mouthed Poof

A borderline gay metro sexual who should just come out of the closet and stop draining resources of the male population.
"Is that dude gay?!?"

"Nah, he is just a goat mouthed poof!"
by Barry The Bogan August 15, 2006
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Poofish

*Not a Quief* (Vaginal flatulence) *Poofish* is an occurance when a woman is sitting down and she farts and the fart has no other way to escape other than through the canyon of the vagina....The fart bubble travels up through the vagina and out into the atmosphere...Thus brings forth a double stinky..*Poofish*
Stink, Tuna, Poo, Fish, Poofish
by ShiftyShadyLady June 25, 2009
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shlan poofa

A car part that is forgotten by ken in the internet/tv show Barbie life in the dreamhouse
Ken" I think I forgot the shlan poofa"
"Does this look likes. Shlan poofa to you? "
by A person111111 January 3, 2014
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Poof

A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.
You great poof.

"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"
by Jess October 20, 2003
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Phoof

The signature visual element of the tv show, NCIS. When NCIS breaks to and comes back from a commercial, a black and white video image appears of a moment in the episode, accompanied by a noise that sounds like "phoof", hence the name.
The "phoof" sounds like a flashbulb exploding.
by Teresa S October 28, 2009
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