Prison divorce-Girl, how's your husband? You know we're divorced! The minute he starting doing his time, I filed!
by Cinnamon Street July 18, 2018
The state of society making women wear bras to hide their nipples in public places like schools, theaters, restaurants, churches, etc. Boob prison is a form of discrimination towards women according to feminists.
by Excrushman August 14, 2020
not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.
"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."
by LIAH KASRA December 04, 2013
Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".
Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry
Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!
Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!
by Johnnybertone March 27, 2014
There are two uses.
1. "prison" meant as a synonym for "extreme." origin: the graphic violence and man-on-man action in the HBO series "Oz," and any porno set in prison. Prison hot means extremely sexy, good, or appealing.
2. Sarcastic adjective used to describe something that some other pervert thinks is hot but is really disgusting, sick, or lame. (same origin)
1. "prison" meant as a synonym for "extreme." origin: the graphic violence and man-on-man action in the HBO series "Oz," and any porno set in prison. Prison hot means extremely sexy, good, or appealing.
2. Sarcastic adjective used to describe something that some other pervert thinks is hot but is really disgusting, sick, or lame. (same origin)
1. ("extreme" use)
"That guy is prison hot!" or "That new 50 Cent cd is prison hot!"
2. (sarcastic use)
"I saw this great brazilian dog fuck video today, it was hot."
reply--"Yeah, that's prison hot."
"That guy is prison hot!" or "That new 50 Cent cd is prison hot!"
2. (sarcastic use)
"I saw this great brazilian dog fuck video today, it was hot."
reply--"Yeah, that's prison hot."
by Lais May 07, 2006
A common practice in prison to greet fresh meat with an unwanted and unnecessary hand job. Anal extrusions may also occur.
Paulie just got in the pen, time to give him the ole prison handshake, boys get the lube
Old man Sully is in the wrong part of town, he'd better get ready for a prison handshake
They've just started playing Its raining men, prison handshakes for all!!
Old man Sully is in the wrong part of town, he'd better get ready for a prison handshake
They've just started playing Its raining men, prison handshakes for all!!
by neoshinobi September 27, 2009
"yo man hows it going with your prison daddy"
"Oh hell naw your prison daddy has found you again"
"man your prison daddy is into some kinky shit"
"Oh hell naw your prison daddy has found you again"
"man your prison daddy is into some kinky shit"
by n4t3n September 16, 2021