planking

Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.

Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!

by dcs20120 October 3, 2011

non-planking-push-up pussy

A lazy piece of shit that things CrossFit push-up count as the daily pushups during a 30 day push up challenge with friends

non-planking-push-up pussy is defined as someone skipping out on the 30 day push-up challenge

by CoachMacDaddie August 22, 2023

Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.

Timmy: Happy plank day!

by ilikeoneshot October 9, 2023

oak planks

minecraft block named "Oak Planks", used for building.

I am making my house out of oak planks

by tiendaXD May 12, 2025

Planking

Cumming as fast as possible!

I'm Planking allday!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 10, 2020

planking

the act of lying face down, with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces, and then photographing it. Also known as 'the lying down game' in Europe and Japan, and 'extreme lying down' in Australasia.

Hey, did you hear about the guy that fell to his death while planking on a seventh storey balcony?

by Spuddy4u October 4, 2011

carton of plank

Something John wants to hide

Where can I hide this carton of plank

by Sanee April 2, 2017