Dragon Penis

Dragon Penis is God. Obey him, love him, respect him. He has endured many pains for us. He is the world's last hope.

Have you let Dragon Penis into you?

by Head of the Church of D.P. September 25, 2009

Penis

the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals it consists largely of erectile tissue and is used also for urination.

Many people have searched up the word penis on urban dictionary because they are very bored.

by Mrs President July 11, 2021

Penis-Head

a head that looks like a really big and ugly penis.

Dylan Green the Penis-Head!!

by cockman2431 February 28, 2009

erect as a 5 a.m. penis

adj. Describing something that is very straight or stiff, or someone standing that way.

Tennis instructor: "Evan, you have to bend your knees on that shot!"
Evan: "What, I'm not getting down low enough?"
Tennis instructor: "Low enough? You're as erect as a 5 a.m. penis."

by stockman09 November 22, 2010

penis butter

The substance that you spread on the vagina toast.

mmmmm. that "penis butter" was suberb!

by spann twin February 28, 2011

Penis Puffing

A term for a cheap-shot in the world of wrestling, penis puffing occurs when one wrestler provides a powerful blow to the crotch of an opponent, and the impact causes swelling of the genitalia.

Fan 1: "Did you see Justin's match last night? Some guy was penis puffing him the whole round."

Fan 2: "Yeah, he must have one hell of a sore mutten dagger today."

by SwedishHotpocket January 13, 2009

Penis

A obviously edible sausage

Guy 1: Yo look it’s a penis
Guy 2: Brooo eat it

by TheGreatestNameToEverFingExist December 29, 2021