Penalectomated Vaginalitis

A smelly green infection of the vaginal region caused be having large amounts of sperm stored in the vagina for more than 24 hours.

If you keep fucking all those guys, you're going to end up with penalectomated vaginalitis!

by Mister Ecs May 28, 2008

Penal Teton

A deformed cat that only has two square shaped legs, stick shaped ears, and a smiley face for a face. It comes out of the bottom of clarinets. If you aren't careful it will take you off to the fantasy world of Taco Bell.

-(To be sung) The Penal Tetonsssss in a fantasy world of taco bell!

- That freshman is such a penal(teton)

by TaylorAWalker January 20, 2009

petal-face

A fungul-disease that manifests itself in spoilt childern (usually private school childeren ) who has little to no knowledge of the way the world works. this is due mainly to being wrapped in cotton wool from an early age.

other symptons include:not knowing the name of drugs. not knowing what drugs are. being dissapoving of alchahol. being a mummys boy small penis, etc...

Alex is a right petal-face, he reckons that credit crunch is a cereal.

by fanofbombaysaphire January 16, 2010

penalie

a small penis; smaller dick than the average guy

Wow, that guy has a penalie!! It's not even a penis!!

by Anonymous Roomies April 9, 2008

pedal monkey

A person used to do mindless tasks like japanese child laborers. Someone capable of doing the stupidest taskes

person 1: This is so boring, get somebody else to do this
person 2: hold on il get a pedal monkey

by nah sahsen May 29, 2009

Pedal Honey

Any woman who loves getting their clit fingered in a motion that is like pedaling a bike.

That bitch is a total Pedal Honey

by Andrew J. Shitmapants June 8, 2010

Penaloaf

A loaf of bread made from an elephant's penis.

Person 1: "Dude I just ate the most epic penaloaf"

Person 2: "You know that stuff is made out of elephant penis right?"

Person 1: "Fuck yeah, its the danks."

by Nicolas Cage, Time Traveler May 18, 2011