National short people day

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!

Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

by Ur mum gay sksksks November 16, 2019

Fat people

These mammals are extremely overprotective of their "Diet" food. If approached while they are consuming, the obese creature will attack with cow-like reflexes. When told to go on a diet, they will tend to bitch and moan about how they lost 3 pounds over the past 5 months.

Skinny person: Frank you really need to go on a diet.

Frank: Suck my dick!

Skinny person: Whens the last time YOU saw your dick?

Frank: ...You jerk! *cries and eats bucket of ice cream*

Skinny person: I hate fat people.

by maxmus45 September 8, 2008

People's Main Event

A fight on a fight card that garners significant attention from the general fight community because its back story imbues it with a value that generally overshadows the co-main and main event. This fight is usually slotted away from the co-main and main event slots but does not necessarily mean it is not the co-main or main event. It is the fight people want to see regardless of what else is on the card.

This phrase originates from The MMA Hour, first coined by journalist Ariel Helwani

Ariel Helwani: "Volkanovski vs Ortega is going to be insane, but let's be honest, the Nick Diaz vs. Robby Lawler rematch is the People's Main Event"

by MemeGod630 November 17, 2021

Mall People

Very slow moving people, usually of extremely wide girth, who walk slowly through shopping malls 4 or 5 abreast keeping other shoppers from getting by. May actually live in mall, possibly from another planet or parallel universe.

Mall People are often seen with huge cups of soda and bags of junk food, wearing spandex. Occasionally seen blocking city sidewalks at any festival that includes free food. When driving cars, see parade makers.

by Conk-D December 6, 2009

2D People

People who are shallow and lack depth to their thinking process. They're often very impressionable, and ironically, very opinionated on subjects they do not have a comprehensive understanding on. They're also very loud. In other words, they have no dimension to their personality and rationale.

Sorry brah, that's enough Instagram for me today. There's that same ol' wave from dem 2D People again. Too many posts of some basic bitch staring into the sunset with some surface level quote.

by Soffz84 December 15, 2017

german people

some people from Germany

look at all those german people

by Mr Cynical August 20, 2006

Rolling Stones People

Also: Rolling Stones person/girl/boy

1. Generally, a person that is brash, mature, extroverted,rebellious, cheeky,liberated,confident, sometimes sexually promiscuous, and consider themselves more highly evolved than Beatles People, as Beatles People are generally young and naive. They were scruffier and more unkept than Beatle People.

2. People who liken themselves to, or possess the qualities that are of the Rolling Stones

3.In contrast to that of Beatle People

I would never let my daughter date Rolling Stones people. They are too rebellious and long haired.

by vapeaurmauve December 11, 2006