October 20

October 20th is national gay day, be as gay as you want no one will give a shit cause it’s gay day.

October 20
Susan kissed Wendy cause she’s gay as hell on National gay day

by Bible man October 15, 2019

October 14

October 14 is National bring shredded cheese to school day

October 14 which is National bring shredded cheese to school day is a day where everyone brings shredded cheese to school

by Bruce limonberg October 13, 2019

October 17

October 17th is the national tell your crush you like them day.

Me: what day is it today?
Y/n: it’s October 17th.
Me: fuck

by Thotumnbreeze October 15, 2019

October 23

Kiss your crush but don’t mess it up day

Ahh it’s October 23 my dudes

by Billy Bobby White Boi October 20, 2019

October 5th

People born on this day are lucky, for they are born on grab ass day. They are sexy beasts and most likely super tall and buff. If you date someone born on October 5th, dont lose them, they will get their revenge!

"Man, hes hot. I heard he was born on October 5th."

by Noodle hands October 16, 2019

October 1

The first day of spooky month! This is when you have to start making your costume

Girl: It’s finally October 1! And I’m already starting on my costume
Boy: isn’t it to early?
Girl: 𝔻𝕀𝔻 𝕀 𝕊𝕋𝕌𝕋𝕋𝔼ℝ?

by ꃳꄲꋊꀘ October 23, 2019

October 29

a.k.a. National October 29th Day. When you invent your own dumb-shit "national" / "international" / "world" holiday and act like people give a crap about your invented cause.

Happy National October 29th Day, everybody!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 25, 2019