Power of Ovaries

A term used by women when they have an advantage over boys.Craeted by Gabrielle F. and Danielle S.

Gabby and Danni walk in to a movie theater carrying a big black purse filled with discount candy from Price Busters.

Ticket checker: Hey can you leave that bag out here? It's a little big and well, um... My boss thinks thats how people smuggle in candy and snacks.
Gabby: So what your telling me is, just because i have a purse on means im sneaking in food?
Ticket Checker: Well thats what my-
Danni: She is on here Friggin' period! How dare you! Do you know how terribe that is? No! You dont! Because you have a PENIS!
Ticket Checker: Look Im sorry!
Gabby: The Damage is done!*She fake cries and walks in to the lobby with danni behind her.*
Danni: Hey gabby are you hungry?
Gabby: Ya! Are you?
Danni: Ya! Hand me some of these BK burgers and the snkickers we got before coming in here.
*Gabby reaches into her bag and pulls out the goods. The ticket checkers looks at them dumbfounded.*
Ticket Checker: Hey! Um.... Well- You uh... NO OUTSIDE FOOD!
Gabby: Their for my CRAMPS! Can you be anymore insensitive?!*she fake cries again, and takes of running to screening room 12, danni is right beside her.*
Danni: Works everytime!
Gabby and danni both yell: POWER OF OVARIES!

by 96BeavisNButthead96 July 4, 2010

trolled by my ovaries

When a woman gets pregnant and it turns out to be twins (or n-tuplets) instead of a single baby.

I just got back from my ob-gyn and she says I have triplets! I have been trolled by my ovaries!

by Teratogen October 31, 2010

Ovary Envy

the opposite of the psychological term penis envy.
its when men get a moody time of the month as if they were on their periods. aka ovary envy.

girl 1: omg why is james so moody this week
girl 2: he has ovary envy

by jazbritney December 16, 2008

Ovaryaction

A woman's overaction to something or someone when she's around the time of getting her period.

"I just don't feel like you 'see' me, you know. It's like I talk and talk and you don't listen to what I'm saying," said Sarah.

"It's that time of the month, right?," said Tim. "Don't you think this might be an ovaryaction?"

by Vaguenouvelle March 26, 2013

Oval Office

All United States president’s coming together to sit on my face for one glorious afternoon

Come here Joe! Come complete the Oval Office!

by Swaggy872 October 25, 2022

sitting ovation

An absolutely bang-on music blog at sittingovation.com

Have you seen the latest nutty recommendation from Sitting Ovation? It's a solid music suggestion.

by sittingovation April 6, 2017

Outside the oval

Stepping outside the box is good for most. However, if you’re really an innovator you need to take it further and step outside the oval.

The box sits inside the oval.

Beyond outside the box.

In order to save his company Mike had to step outside the oval.

by Mikey "Brains" March 21, 2011