nick solak

A man’s man. Greatest baseball player of all time. The GOAT

Hey bro, is that Nick Solak?
You mean the greatest of all time? Yes

by Swaggy872 March 27, 2022

dylan

Sex icon. Best known for smooth talking women. Sometimes identifies as Mexican.

“Bro you’re a total Dylan.”
“Thanks man. Wanna go get Mexican?”

by Swaggy872 May 19, 2021

Dylan

One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan

“Bro. How does one become a Dylan”
“Impossible bro. You either have it or you don’t”

by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022

Oppo Taco

A male gay orgy. Usually consists of 13-37 men. All sitting in a circle and pegging each other. Usually takes place at Democrat National Convention.

“Bro are you going to this years oppo taco”
“Nah dude I’m a straight Republican.”

by Swaggy872 May 19, 2021

Oval Office

All United States president’s coming together to sit on my face for one glorious afternoon

Come here Joe! Come complete the Oval Office!

by Swaggy872 October 25, 2022