number 1 cut

About the shortest possible haircut, where the guard is on the No. 1 setting of 3mm. A shorter version of a crew cut or buzz cut.

Prat 1: Hey man, you been on chemo? I didn't know.
Prat 2: You shut the fuck up, this number 1 cut cost a fortune

by londonstudent October 23, 2006

The Number 11

A hairstyle more commonly known as "The Bowl Cut" or "Mushroom Cut". It is a cheap haircut given mostly to little kids or fashion oblivious adults. The origin for this word comes from the streets of San Francisco, where outside small asian barber shops, a sign showing various haircuts available corresponds to a number chart. The #11 being the bowl cut. This hair/number terminology is Universal in the streets of San Francisco and hair stylists alike.

"Oh my God, did you see that guy?! He totally had The Number 11. What a weirdo!"

or

"Hi there, could I please get The Number 11? I wish for my hair to look very strange today. Thank you.

by Klexington January 27, 2009

General Order Number One

A series of military general orders prohibiting alcohol, war souvenirs, pornography, pets, satellite TV, wireless internet, Blogs, fraternization with opposite sex in war zones. Sort of like WW2s Catch-22. It means you can get in trouble for just about any non-military activity. Thanks Vietnam!

"dude... look at this Hustler, cute kitten, haji pistol, bottle of JD"

"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"

"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"

by Alpino March 29, 2010

bus number

The number of people assigned to a project that can be hit by a bus without impacting the project's completion. This number should be as high as possible.

For the slasher game project, the bus number is three, but there are only ten people on the project.

by PsychoPuppyDad March 31, 2009

rational number

Any number than can be turned into a fraction, that is not undefined by having a denominator of zero, is a rational number.

5/0 is not a rational number. 0/5 is.

by Kamisama May 16, 2005

number

A term for a joint.

Light that number, geez, I'm dyin for a toke.

by Saucy August 17, 2003

False Flag Nuclear Attack

A nuclear attack performed by a government on its own people to forward its own social agenda.

"The American people wouldn't let the US invade Iran, so the US nuked itself and blamed it on Iranian nationals".

by Hixx September 6, 2005