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normals

normals like big screen tvs, gender archetypes, radio rock, are interested in cars, having babies, professional tattoos with sentimental meanings, they dont know shit about art, dont know shit about music, dont read, want to buy houses and clothes, and are worried about smelling nice. works a corporate job. goes out to 'chase pussy'. dances when bands play.
dude in flipflops wanders into a punk bar and complains that the women dont shave, erbody smells like b.o. and makes a douche of himself by being there.

"who was that bro in the orange tshirt pushing into me while the band was playing?"

"some normals"
by lifeSucksScumFuck April 22, 2014
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normal

a sane person who does nothing weird
Elliott is very normal
by egg429857 September 14, 2022
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Normal

In my opinion nobody is normal if we where all normal life would be boring we should all celebrate being different and how it effects out lives differently
A random girl : am i normal?
me : no although me and you arent nobody is we are all special and have different belifes and opinions!
by ThatVeganTeacher/Eddy Shiran February 2, 2022
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Normal Necropsittacus rodericanus

person who goes to sleep around a normal time and wakes up around a normal time. (Named after a now extinct parrot)
"I'm such a night owl!!!"
"I'll have you know I'm a normal Necropsittacus rodericanus."
by big Beebee March 25, 2017
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Normal Squalor

A term for seemingly human-attributed and incidental sicknesses and other misfortunes that are actually strongly caused by repetitious behaviors in cultures.
Sedentary sickness or decline in fitness is a consequence of normal squalor, because so much of the time, we are sedentary.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
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normal

In theory, what everyone should try to be.
Guy: I just want to be normal.

Girl: Good.
by Ereck Flowers August 21, 2018
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