Simp

A total John

Person 1: that guy watches pokemaine?

Person 2: so he’s a simp?

Person 1: no he’s a john

by I want to not live June 19, 2020

Simp

Nicholas Forbes

Nick Forbes has only seen the boys 1 time in the last like 5 weeks, he has been a SIMP for this female.

by xXxHorSExCOP July 1, 2020

simp

A man who is married or otherwise easily manipulated by women.

Female 1: I'm gonna get me a simp as my retirement plan.
Female 2: Oh gurlfren, you ain't neva lied.

by Objective-Reason Daddy March 17, 2022

Simp

Someone who leaves the boys to talk to a girl

Aww guys my internet isn’t working I’ll play with you guys tomorrow because I’m a simp

by Akua666 August 18, 2020

Simp

A person who is in extreme obsession with another person (commonly a celebrity).

Simp: I run nine fan accounts for (insert subject)! Not only that, I also have watched every full live-stream twice, lipsync their dialogue, and buy anything they offer.
Other person: You're a simp...

by Ann-is-a-simp October 26, 2020

simp

any persons named "John"

What's the name of that simp over there?
Oh him, that's John.

by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020

simp

when a man puts a girl above the boys/ lives by hoes before bros

Tilly wanted to leave the party early and because Brenno is a simp he dogged the boys and went with her

by herbxl tea June 21, 2020