Porn Mustache

thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache

Jonny grew up and now can grow a porn mustache nearly as great as Tom Sellck's.

by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012

clown mustard

The substance that comes out of the man probe at the end of sexual activity.

Man my girl and I went on for hours, till the one eyed meat snake finally spit out some clown mustard.

by C.T. Kennedy July 30, 2007

mustafa kemal ataturk

Founder of Turkey.

Hey, did you know Mustafa Kemal Ataturk founded turkey???!

by call me devil July 28, 2017

man mustard

white liquid that issues from the one-eyed trouser snake on occasion.

"shit i've sprayed man mustard everywhere"

by itchyscrot April 1, 2003

Mustang

A car with a huge power and race potential that is ruined by 90% of it's drivers thinking their v6 model is a Ferrari. Also a small percentage of drivers who think they are immune to rice, and proceed to put "GT" and "COBRA" emblems on their v6 mustangs.

Mustang Ricer: Holy shit look at that ricer!!

Knowledgable Mustang Driver: Um, just because you put the cobra emblem on your car doesn't mean your car can touch a stock Evo...

by burntheblobs August 9, 2006

March Mustache Madness

A month long celebration of the mustache held in the month of march. Mustaches of all types are encouraged.

Guy:" Hey, what's with the mustache?"
Man:" It's March Mustache Madness dumbshit!"

by Charlie knows more than you December 9, 2008

scene mistaken

many, many people dipleased me. somedays, i choose a topic and read all about it on UD, trying to gather as much public influence on it as possible. one night, i wanted to look up information on the scene culture, as it is a rather varied and interesting subculture. what i found were definition after definition of hates and criticism toward the scene culture. i myself am semi-scene. i wear eyeliner the whole way around my eye, flat shoes, patterned shirts, and i go to venues. but, my hair is long and natural blonde, and i type regularly. i find that i can easily fit into the scene crowd without having a myspace thats got 47893890349 profile veiws. and so what if i like dinosaurs? i've played with them since i was five. so did you, dont lie.

and all this rambling does in fact have a point.

that UD is very confused and judgemental on this subject. it appears that a set dress code and mindset are stamped to scensters, in your minds anyway. please, reconsider this? that emo ALL wear argyl, plaid, converse, ect. goths? tripp pants, conbat boots, the like. no matter what you are, you have a basic way of dressing. there is no scene uniform. scenes are just as individual as everyone else.

also, scenes seemed to be veiwed as arrogant, concieted, and hypocritical. any person could be that way. often, preps are seen as snotty and stuck up. does that make THEM scene? being rude and self-centered is not a scene quality, its human.

<3

scene mistaken. read nearly ANY of the other scene definitions for a completely wrong and misguided veiw.

by silvercigarettes. November 19, 2006