Kicking up your traditional musket ball activity (the act of taking a foreign object, placing it at the rim of the asshole and having a male take his shaft and ram it up the rectum) using a bulk sized bag of whole, fresh cranberries from your local Costco.
My grandma was furious when she found out my uncle Frank had taken her fresh cranberries and had been thanksgiving cranberry musket balling me in the back bedroom. She ended up having to use the canned cranberry sauce instead. I was farting cranberries out all through dinner.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
One by one, he packed me full with a festive evening of thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. It really made me get into the holiday spirit early this year.
He pounded down an entire bag into my rectum last night doing a little thanksgiving cranberry musket balling. Let’s just say the next morning I gave some new meaning to the words Ocean Spay Cranberry Juice.
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(3) Ability to have fun. "Munky'in Around", Or Way of life.
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He is soo Munky Like
Why live a dull life, when you can live like a Munky!
Dialogue:
Chris: I can't believe that Moe is soo wild, He is such an Animal.
Dorothy: Well thats my Munky. ;)
Fred: Where does he get those wonderful Moves?
Shawn: Dudee... Hes a MUNKY!!!
He is soo Munky Like
Why live a dull life, when you can live like a Munky!
Dialogue:
Chris: I can't believe that Moe is soo wild, He is such an Animal.
Dorothy: Well thats my Munky. ;)
Fred: Where does he get those wonderful Moves?
Shawn: Dudee... Hes a MUNKY!!!
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