murder shrub

a murderous dickwad that is probably trying to be edgy but idk

"oh god i hate him." "who?" "that murder shrub."

by emberly stevens June 21, 2019

murdering noobs

A hoe nigga

Marcus: i eat lettuce sandwiches

Noah: you're such a murdering noobs

by Garythegarier June 10, 2016

french murder

The act of licking someone to death.

Also: frenching someone to death

Hugo: Wow, I never thought Louis would commit French murder. He was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Fleur: Well, I always knew he had a strong tongue...

by I N F J January 24, 2021

bro-murder

the improper treatment of, or cruelty toward one's bro.

Bro 1: yo dawg I heard you like spoilers

Bro 2: shut the hell up, man

Bro 3: Woah woah woooaaaahhhh.... No Bro-murder, homey.

Bro 1: just Bro-love.

by DJ superfuous flow June 3, 2011

Murder Train

The act of having group sex with a girl who is on her period.

My friends and I hopped aboard the murder train last night. That girl left some blood on all of us.

by Mattie2000 January 8, 2012

Wallet murder

When something is so expensive that you can feel your wallet die inside.

That purse is so expensive, it's wallet murder.

by xevonline May 31, 2013

gas murder

What happens when a gas murderer farts.

It was gas murder in the back of the bus, that fart was so nasty it hurts to think about it. gas murderer

by W.T.Q. December 16, 2009