Muff Admiral

When a guy is dating a girl and she is so loose that hes needs a ship to get her off.

Ever since John has been dating Kerri, hes made the rank of Muff Admiral.

by Andy Bess and Adam Fletcher October 29, 2004

muff

Short for muffaletta (or muffuletta), the sandwich invented at New Orleans's Central Grocery in the early 20th century. The sandwich, which is rooted in Sicilian cuisine, comprises several different Italian meats-- typically hard salami, mortadella and capicola-- as well as provolone cheese on a crusty, round, sesame seed-encrusted Italian loaf, but the defining characteristic is its rich olive salad, considered a delicacy in New Orleans and beyond.

"Don't fuggit ta ax fuh extra olive salad onnat muff, brah."

by jotis July 24, 2008

Ass Muff

While having doggystyle sex with a gal, and you grab her ass cheeks and spread them to take a look at her booty hole, you notice strains of hair all around her asshole.

Dude, I was dogging this chic last night and went to check her asshole out and she was packing a total ass muff.

by grorge January 10, 2008

Muff Diver

one who eats the pussy very well.

jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver

by elenaHEARTSjacob January 13, 2010

Mango Muff Madness

A mythical flavor of Kool-Aid said to be the most delicious of all the flavors. It is rumored to be hidden in one of the national archives of Zimbabwe, protected by a fleet of raved mongrels and the flesh eating virus known as the Kool-Aids. Simpley tasting the delicousness of this mythical flava' will give anyone who is brave enough to over come the trials will be blessed with the power to "Take over the Ghetto"

I need that Mango Muff Madness to take out those niggas across the street.

by D-Unit 01 December 22, 2005

muff-stache

The style in which a female trims her bush. Variations include but are not limited to pencil muff-stache(landing strip), handlebar muff-stache(well-styled), and Fu Manchu/Walrus muff-stache(needs attention).

Dude 1: What's with the lobster face dude?

Dude 2: I've got a mean rugburn from goin down on your mom last night. She needs to trim her *muff-stache...seriously dude.

*In this example, muff-stache could be substituted with Fu Manchu or Walrus.

by El Dudereeno December 14, 2008

Muff Bag

1. n.- A woman's handbag and a hand muff combined.

2. n.- A homemade sex doll typically made in prison.

1. Susan was delighted to find twenty dollars in her muff bag that she had forgotten about last winter.

2. Robert always bragged to his crew about his girlfriend Susan, but that crazy fucker was just referring to his muff bag.

by srln August 7, 2009