Hop on Monopoly

When you and 3-5 want to give each other head in the bathroom

Yo boys, hop on monopoly?

by monkeman69 February 28, 2021

A.I Monopoly trader

1. A bargaining tactic used by persistent would be buyers often coming back with new offers that add almost no value or subtract from there original offer.

Jackson keeps contacted me wanting to buy my new playstation 5 for an xbox 360 and a pack of winter fresh gum, and I asked him if he was joking and he said he'd up the gum to big league chew, do you think he realizes how much of an A.I monopoly trader he is?

by Thomas Timothy Gregers the 4th March 15, 2021

Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly

Take a group of men, preferably around 11 including yourself, to any polish city. There, you shall start doing any sort of polka dance backwards around the most sexually arousing object you can find, inanimate or not, while jumping on your dick like a jackhammer. The person deciding what is or is not sexually arousing shall be decided through a tournament of monopoly while doing a handstand. Anyone who stops doing a handstand during a game is automatically disqualified and must be sent 10 kilometres in a direction of the winner's choosing. If this is not completed, everyone are allowed to paper-cut the failure into submission, and the proceed with the tournament.

When everyone's dicks have shrunken by at least 20 centimetres, the ritual is done and everyone is allowed to return to their normal duties. If someone doesn't have a 20 centimetre dick, then he does not deserve a place in this holy ritual.

This act is extremely frowned upon unless you smile to the fifth rat you meet in Poland while riding a ping-pong table down a hill.

- Honey...
- Yes?
- Matt asked me if I wanted to participate in Polish Reversed Jackhammer Upside-down Monopoly
- Sounds fun! It'll let you really connect with him and the others.
- I guess.

by XxXSjo_bOrReN87 February 19, 2019

mono-mom

The mother-in-law you want to avoid like mononucleosis.

I really love the guy but I can't imagine spending holidays with the mono-mom.

by macyz.mom December 9, 2008

Monobop

An energy drink needed to bring yourself back to life after a night of reckless endangerment and brain damage.

ohhh uhh ohhh monobop...need... I

by Carpet Farm February 14, 2009

monapplely

A situation in which a single company or group owns all or nearly all of the market for a given type of product or service. By definition, a monapplely is characterized by an absence of competition - which often results in high prices and/or inferior products.

Damn, I hate AT&T wireless, and my fricking new iPhone 4 doesn't work worth a shit, I'd like to bust up that monapplely.

by Guido1 July 20, 2010

mokopuna

maori word for grandchildren, in a sense where they're bought up to love and cherish their elderly even though they are not biologically from their loins.

I love my mokopuna, they always go down to the creek and go eeling for this nanny.

by Bubbleohh December 5, 2013