Motherfucker

One of only two obscene epithets (see also cocksucker) known by 98% of all living American citizens. The more concise and expressive "CUNT" is preferred by the rest of the English speaking cognoscenti.It conveys more emotion, and of couse, we have many more substitutes available than our war mongering cousins.

"George W. Bush is a retarded murdering motherfucker."
"No, George W. Bush is a retarded murdering CUNT who should be elected President of Iraq today and forced to serve two full terms. Cunting spunk-eating wankbag."

by titwanker May 29, 2003

motherfucker

Noun: To desrcibe a person, place, or thing.

I shot that motherfucker
This club is bumpin like a motherfucker
This stuck bolt is being a motherfucker

by James/Skeeter/Drex March 16, 2003

motherfucker

someone that fucks your mother.

My dad is a motherfucker, that's how I was born.

by Nick D February 14, 2003

Crayon Eating Motherfucker

A vast majority of guys in internet chat rooms, who cannot seem to grasp the basic principles or respect, class and dignity...or the concept that most women dont want to see their dicks...no matter how proud you may be of it. This also cover guys who think jacking off in front of random women is in anyway at all a turn on to us.

If one more Crayon Eating Motherfucker sends me a dick pic I am going to spray mace in his dickhole!

by ddyslilfckdll February 25, 2019

motherfuckercocksucker

a motherfuckercocksucker is an annoying mother fucker who is know for being a cock sucker... hence the team motherfuckercocksucker hehe also used as an insult

that motherfuckercocksucker gets me soo mad sometimes but he has suchhh a dsv so i forgive him!

by mere February 26, 2005

motherfucker

This is often used as a pronoun for people in the same "game" or institution as the speaker, going through the same shit as the speaker, and at the same time, are demeaned using this word because they tend to -just like the speaker- look out for their own interests.

"These motherfuckers need to realize that if they do dat shit again, there's gon' be consequences.

by jfz October 26, 2008

Motherfucker's

A word often used when someone is excited

Steve : Graduation tomorrow night Motherfucker's!
Kiersten : Gee Steve I didn't know you cared!
Steve : I don't I just told Chad that so I can have the night off!
Kaylee : Why the hell would you do that?
Steve : So I can make love to my Judy!
Kiersten : You lied to your boss so you can fuck a blowup doll!
Chad : Hey Steve it's not nice to lie so you will be working tomorrow night or your FIRED!
Steve : Ok sorry Chad i'll work!
Kiersten : Look's like Steve's working tomorrow night Motherfucker's!

by SlopNChop July 20, 2018