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Mitten

A sex move involving all five fingers. Four in the stink, thumb in the pink.
I was sleeping and some creeper snuck in the room and mittened me. Ouch.
by CollyG September 12, 2009
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Milton, WI

A small city with a population of 5,000 located in south central Wisconsin. The majority of the population is Hicks, old people, and very bored little children. They are home to the "Redwings" which is unfortunately also a sexual innuendo.
THE REDWING WAY!
....Ew....

Milton, Wi sucks balls.
by HappyGoLuckyBitch January 1, 2011
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Milton MA

Everyone is either Irish or Haitian. Many are afraid of communities such as Mattapan because blacks are scary to most suburban people.

School is actually pretty ok, and anyone that says otherwise has not experienced the rest of the United States.

All in all, town is ok, but I'd recommend leaving at some point to experience other places. Gets pretty damn boring after a while.

P.S. East Milton and West Milton are equally shitty. Get over yourselves. (You guys live in a suburb, neither one of you is harder than the other)
Milton Massachusetts was founded in the 1600's, and to this day remains a small town. I wonder why...
by ULLILLA March 18, 2011
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bitches b mittens

phrase used when bitches be pissing you off. usually used among guy friends and certain bitches, a pimp slap is delivered after after the using of this phrase
bitch- Im leaving you

guy- ugh bitches b mittens (hits bitch firmly)
by bigdaddy7 October 13, 2010
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mutton fucker

A worthless and contemptable individual. The suggestion is not only that said person would participate in beastialty, but necrophilia at the same time.
That stupid little mutton fucker voted for Dubya. Twice!
by Rat Bastid August 24, 2011
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Stinky Mitten

When you insert your entire hand into the eager anus of another.
I gave Greg a stinky mitten when he bent over to pick up his tattered underwear.
by Honji Doctor June 26, 2010
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fart in a mitten

When somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around
by debit_dave December 26, 2007
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