The Juicy Mitchell

When you're having sex with a virgin, the pussy is nice and tight. When you're full on fucking the girl, stick two fingers in her anus and finger blast the shit out of her. When you're about to cum, pull out and shove your dick into the loose anus you have created to canvas your soldier. When you cum inside her loose Crack, rest your Schlange in her and shave your pubic hair. The Juicy Mitchell is then complete and you have left her a split arse hole which will hurt for weeks with sprinkles as a thank you gift. WARNING - this can leave women lose the ability to walk for atleast two weeks. The Juicy Mitchell is the best thing to give a virgin to scare the literal shit out of them for future ploughs.

I had a one night stand with a 19 year old virgin last Saturday, i gave her The Juicy Mitchell and left early the next day. I haven't heard from her after leaving my number, she's probably still recovering the poor fucker.

by Big Mitchell September 2, 2016

The Paul Mitchell

This is a sexual act. Whilst trimming your man's neck hair from behind, you use your free hand to provide a reach around hj using shampoo as lube. When he's close to climax, drop the trimmer and position a conditioner bottle (with the lid removed) over his dick hole. Milk his cock into the bottle; replace lid. Immediately use bottle contents to later your own hair while he watches.

Dude, you haven't lived until your girl gives you The Paul Mitchell.

by Titndong Manner February 5, 2018

My nigga mitchell

My nigga mitchell is someone you can rely on when you need something to stick your big fat chode inside. He will suck off anything with 2 legs and lives on earth. He always is up for a good suck.

My nigga mitchell is about to suck me off want me to tell him to suck you off too?

by Ballsman6969696 May 27, 2018

Sophie and Mitchell

Sophie and Mitchell are a pair of two who are scared to admit how they feel.

Sophie fears her desire for Mitchell aren’t fate at all, but rather a phase that’s lasted (lasting) for years.

Mitchell is shy about his feelings and scared to let them show. Possibly feels a sort of fear towards something serious with Sophie, possibly from a bad past relationship and purely intimidated.

You may call every night and talk at school. Everyone else knows you like each other, but you don’t know you both like each other.

Both are the pair you ship in a T.V. Show that don’t get together until the finale. It’s fate for the both of you. Just let it happen. Open up to each other, it’ll be alright.

Sophie and Mitchell example

Person 1: “you know so much about him already, you’re practically dating”
Sophie: “But I’m scared he’s gonna deny me, plus he’s going through a tough time”

Person 2: “Why don’t you get together. Admit how you feel”
Mitchell: “I can’t right now. Not until I know she likes me back”

by You know I’m right ;) October 1, 2021

Mitchel

Stupid

you are a mitchel

by Fartbojang June 1, 2018

Mitchell

IF YOUR NAME IS MITCHELL YOU ARE AN ELF NO DENYING IT!!!!!!!!

It’s not Christmas why is their an elf over their

That’s just Mitchell💀💀

by Shayna Marie January 14, 2019

Mitchel

mitchel is another word for a weak helpless college student who goes to bed at 10:30 on weekends and doesnt like to get smashed because he rather play cards with his grandma. also mitchel can be used for a teen who hunches over when he has had too much. This term came from the 1800's when north america had a huge baby boom and most of the baby boys were named "mitchel", sadly they all lived up to the definition.

ex: "Yo man, don't go all mitchel on us"

OR

ex: "Dude look at that kid on the sofa, he is totally mitchel right now!

by flowerchild18 February 23, 2010