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Misalovesdogs

a girl from dahood who has a forced mommy voice with a hundred white knights
“Misa, You pick me!”

Misalovesdogs: “Misogynist!”

Then bunch of random people defend her
by timwolfe November 19, 2023
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MilaPhobic

being mean to mila even tho shes just really silly!!
being milaphobic is a really bad thing.
by KyleCat November 22, 2023
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Misandrist

Stupid bitches who thinks they're feminists because they hate men.

And unlike actual feminists, instead of actually dealing with problems regarding sexism in the world, they make a "35 Questions for Men" BuzzFeed video and use the words "mansplaining", "manspreading", and "patriarchy" on a daily basis.

They think spreading your legs is a bigger problem than whatever the fuck's going on in the Middle East right now or even problems going on back home.

Also massive (hippo)crites. They go on and on about drinking male tears and the evil cishets but whenever anyone says the same thing back to them they make a bunch of Twitter hashtags trying to get that person banned off of the internet forever.

If I said "I love to drink female tears", I'd probably get bombarded with people telling me to kill myself and that I'm mysogynistic scum. I'm not saying mysogyny is good or anything, but fuckfaces like this need to stop being hypocrites and shove a glass dildo up their ass until it pops.
Misandrist: #KillAllMen
Any sane person: Maybe it's not the best idea to use a hashtag that promotes killing half of the entire world's population.
Misandrist: Are you seriously mansplaining to me right now!?!?!?
by leo123456 December 8, 2023
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Misanthrozooia

mis-an-thro-zoo-ia

dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against furries
"He felt as tho that misanthrozooia was a horrid thing"
by Go1d February 23, 2024
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Miaphysitism

Miaphysitism is the theological equivalent of believing Jesus was the ultimate hybrid: part divine, part human, all wrapped up in one celestial package. Think of it as the spiritual world's answer to a multipurpose Swiss Army knife. Supported by the Oriental Orthodox Club, it's like saying, "Why settle for one nature when you can have both and double the fun?" This stands in contrast to the Chalcedonian fans who argue Jesus was more like a roommate situation: one divine, one human, living together under the roof of one person. Despite the historical drama it stirred up, nowadays both sides are basically saying, "Eh, maybe we were more or less on the same page." It's the ancient church's version of arguing over whether a hot dog is a sandwich and then deciding it doesn't really matter because it's all about the eating experience and the way you want your grandpa to pay your taxes.
Friend: "I am Miaphysite"
You: "What?"
Friend: "Miaphysitism is a popular interpretation of the Orthodox Christian faith"
You: "Ahhh"
by WordOrder March 19, 2024
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Miaphysitism

Miaphysitism is a Christological doctrine in Christian theology that holds Jesus Christ has a single, united nature that is both divine and human, without division or separation. This position contrasts with Dyophysitism, which teaches that Christ has two natures, one divine and one human. Miaphysitism has its roots in the teachings of Cyril of Alexandria and was widely affirmed by the Oriental Orthodox Churches following the Council of Chalcedon in 451. The term “Miaphysite” comes from the Greek words “mia,” meaning “one” or “single,” and “physis,” meaning “nature.”
Alex: I’ve been reading about the different beliefs in early Christianity, and I came across Miaphysitism. It’s fascinating how it emphasizes a single, unified nature of Christ that’s both divine and human.

And Jordan: Yeah, it contrasts with what we learned about Dyophysitism, which talks about two separate natures. It’s interesting to see how such theological differences shaped the early Church.

Alex: Exactly, and it’s still relevant today, especially in understanding the perspectives of the Oriental Orthodox Churches. They adopted Miaphysitism in response to the Council of Chalcedon’s decisions.

Jordan: I see. So, it’s not just a historical debate but also a matter of identity for these churches. It really shows the depth and diversity of Christian theology.
by WordOrder April 4, 2024
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midaphor

A very lame and/or cringe attempt at using figurative language.
The moon was a candle in the night sky.”

Can you believe that Kevin passed his English test using a midaphor!?
by The Dooch April 23, 2024
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