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Doral Academy Middle School

Doral Academy Middle School makes you wanna die. There is too much homework, rude and annoying teachers, and annoying admin. The teachers give you a Saturday school or detention for no reason and you can’t do anything without getting in trouble. Each year that you are at DAMS you loose more and more brain cells and this school does not prepare you for a future but more for depression.... :)
by Zagiri February 27, 2019
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southern middle school

1/3 Dip-Shits 1/3 Pot Heads 1/3 Try-Hards.

1. A school in Southern York County School district in southern Pennsylvania, which is literally steaming shit on the sidewalk. God forbid it's the teachers fault, it's always the students fault something bad happened. When you walk down the herpes infested halls of Southern Middle School and look into the blood shot eyes of the human beings so done with life due to the 4 hours of homework that gets piled amoung the students every night, you can do nothing but become one of them. 50% confident people 50% asshats, don't even think about being yourself, you'll just be shot down on to the floor crying for being verbally assaulted to all hell. Want to go to guidance to talk about your problems? Good luck, all you'll hear is the biased opinion of your "happy" guidance counselor who shoots drugs to get over the crippling pain of her own life. Your best bet is to go into the weed infested bathrooms and get offered a joint hidden behind the toilets to solve all your problems. How many people tried to kill themselves due to this shit stained school? How many people got expelled for fighting and drugs? How many people are getting sexually assaulted within the hallways? Too many to count. But oh, the students are just "acting up" and "don't know what they're talking about".
Student 1: How many dicks did Teresa suck last night
Student 2: I don't know man, this is Southern Middle School anyone would give in.
by .__Anonymous__. July 23, 2015
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Middle schooler

they make cringey tiktoks
Middle schooler: and now to upload my not cringey video
by aaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! December 4, 2019
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Middle school sex

What happens in the middle school bathrooms when 11-year-olds discover the internet.
*in the highest, squeakiest voices you can imagine*
11-year-old guy: let's have some middle school sex baby ;) I got this dick for you right here
11-year-old girl: ooo how big are you
guy: 2 inches babyyyyy 💦💦
girl:ooo DAMN daddy let's do it 😈
by dummythicc69 September 20, 2019
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Middle School

A school for those who are beginning adolescence. Due to the fact that some are prepubescent, and some are WAY past that point, and the fact that hormones are going coo-coo this is an extremely awkward time in a person's life.
Middle School Boy: Hey! Whats up?
Middle School Girl: Not much, just middle school.
Middle School Girl: Just middle school.
The middle school boy feels awkward. He's erect. One girl has huge breasts, and the other is totally flat. Even so, he wants to fuck them both. He checks to see if his boner is visible, but it's only 2 inches, so it's obviously not.
by MSkid March 27, 2010
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Middle school

FUCKING HELL

in 5th grade, you think it's going to be awesome.WRONG!
the teachers are asses, the lunches become ass, the popular kids who aren't going through puberty are asses, your parents become asses if you get an 89, EVERYONE BECOMES A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

Ex:

1)teacher: do you have your homework, Jason?

Jason: Oh, it's in my locker! may I please get it-
teacher: -NO! YOU MUST BE PREPARED FOR CLASS! DETENTION FOR 2 WEEKS!

2)Jason: mom, I got an 89 on the quiz
Mom: WHAT?!I'm so disappointed in you!NO PHONE FOR A MONTH!

3)popular kid: lol, look at his zitty face!such an ugly person lol!
Jason: technically, that means I'm growing faster than you. you know that,right?
other popular kid: what did you just say?GET'EM!
(proceeds to get punched in the balls)

you see what I mean?IT'S THE FITH CIRCLE OF HELL!
by DJ skquid October 17, 2018
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