Mermaided

Very much like ghosted, but when the daddy you’re into sales off to sea and is never seen again.

He promised it was just a family cruise! He promised he would call! He mermaided me, when he went on that cruise.

by SugarTits_Bell September 20, 2019

Mermaid Mom

A mother who has the soul of a hippie, the fire of a lion, and the soul of a fairy. They love water, the Ocean, Lakes, Ponds, or rivers. They are magical. Are very well rounded. Hey can juggle housework, a work life while taking care of their children flawless.

Evelyn works so hard and still has time for her family, she is a Mermaid Mom.

by Shelly Ann October 1, 2017

Morman Murders, The

A book by the same title. A true story based on a police investigation of Mark Hoffman, a Morman murderer with remarkable forgery talents. Hoffman nearly ripped off the thin facade that cloaks the lies behind the origin of the the Morman fairy tale. This books tells how the Morman church covered it all up.

Wow, this whole Morman thing was dreamed up by a con artist named Joseph Smith. You gotta read the Morman Murders, it'll rock your socks.

by Orin Patch July 27, 2005

Mercan

Derogatory term for a citizen of the United States of America. Sometimes spelled merkan.

Look at the size of that mercan! He must've eaten his children for breakfast!

Mercans' ignorance makes me cringe.

by Mr Spanky Pants August 7, 2006

Mermasaur

A mermaid dinosaur. Unknown by the public, the mermasaur (invented by a 16-year-old girl) will soon be taking over the masses with popularity.

"Oh look, that isn't a mermaid, but it isn't a dinosaur...it's a mermasaur!"

by CUUCa May 25, 2009

morman

a faith followed by book written by a guy that translated out of a hat from golden plates. who wouldnt show anyone else because he was commanded so.. re-wrote the book and it was different to the original copy, IRONIC???

Hi, im a morman, i believe that morman is a swell religion!!! NOT

by simon.t July 15, 2008

mermadillo

This is a fantasy creature whose combination is a mermaid and an armadillo. The bottom half of the creature is the mermaid-half. Its top half is the armadillo-half.

Man 1: Look at the beauty of the swimming mermadillo!

Man 2: Beauty wasn't really the word I had in mind...

by President Jack Bauer October 30, 2014