Melissa loves Shawn Mendes

Melissa is a person who loves Shawn Mendes. She is crazy bout him . Melissa loves to watch Shawn Mendes edits and Sc record them. Melissa and Shawn will Probably date 2019 ❤️ coming soon

Shawn* Breathes*

Melissa *heart attack of his perfection *

That's the definition of "Melissa loves Shawn Mendes"

by ShawnsWife October 12, 2018

Grand Merissa

The sexual act/position where the girl and the guy arouse eachother for along time just to starve themselves then the guy will stand up and then pick her up. The girl will rest her upper back and head on the bedwhile she finds her way around him. then he can pick her upper body up and lick/pinch/suck her breasts. He will then jump around the room.

Logan: Daaaanm .... i did a grand merissa with her and we had an explosive orgasm!!!"

by Leah bearrr February 17, 2008

Melissa

Another word for Homophobia based on blind belief and extreme religious views.

Person A: Hey come on. Don't be such a Melissa. This is 21st century, we should all have equal rights regardless of our gender.

Melissa: They are all sinners. To hell with it. I hate them all.

by Peesi September 7, 2018

Melissa

Typically known for being a sloot. Melissa's do Sloot like activities such as slooting around parking lots and playground's.

Hey Melissa wanna not be a total SLOOT in front of my parents?
sloot, slooting

by ShadowShlong January 13, 2015

Melissa

Another word for a person who looks rather disgusting! They enjoy obsessively texting people who absolutely hate them! They like to brag about how many times they barf after parties. They are often in need of some face cream. I always see them getting stuck places. And they are alway desperate for attention!

"Look at that blubbery girl stuck under that thing over there!"
"Her names probably melissa"

by Memeneme November 22, 2011

Melissa

a cracked out white girl who thinks just cuz she only wears true religion she looks good even tho it looks like shit and she has no style. she is locked up behind zannny bars, this girl shouldnt have a car.

a stupid bitch ass slut who loves drugs and talks shit about everyone

You see that girl driving like a Melissa, she must be high

by mikkkkkkkkkkey September 29, 2011

Marlissa

Marlissa is actually the most annoying person in the world. shes kinda dumb and has no eyebrows. she sucks at the fortnite default dance even though she thinks shes's good at it. and her crushes are squidward (her uncle) and cole sprouse. she loves eating ramen noodles and she will never find a boyfriend because nobody loves her. jk shes's amazing and you will never find a better cutie

"is that marlissa coming?"
"ew yes run away fast omg"

by ilovefortniteyeehaw March 8, 2019