crank mechanic

US Navy Corpsman or urologist

Gotta go visit the crank mechanic after liberty last night.

by Rodger Barnett April 15, 2008

dildo mechanic

A slovenly, unintelligent person that holds a job or performs a task that is trivial or almost completely useless to society; Thus, a hypothetical person or profession dedicated to the repairing/fixing of rubber penises would be a perfect example.

"That damn rent-a-cop! He sees my car everyday! He knows who I am, yet he still has to stop me and give me the third degree and ask me to present my ID card! Geez, what a dildo mechanic!

by Mike Francisco October 15, 2008

amish mechanic

Things of foulness a drunk farmer usually does to his livestock, such as fisting or assfucking.

"they caught jason fucking that horse, he is an amish mechanic!"

by ak-pete April 9, 2006

mechanabalism

The act of eating engine parts, normally performed by a mechanic whilst performing routine maintenance on your car to ensure you will be back with further problems

My last service

by ralphy Suttle June 12, 2003

MCHayzelB

The name of the coolest DJ this side of ... everything. Worshipper of Gazza T, and the winner of 'Milchmann Of The Year' Award.

Lets go to this house. There is a party being hosted by MCHayzelB. She DJs. Look - There is her mate Gazza T. And there - in the cabinet - is her Milchmann Of The Year award.

by TomG April 29, 2004

Mechanix Run

The act of running with a slight slouch and both arms horizontally level with the shoulders changing to a downward 90 degree angle at the elbow and having each hand clenched.

Jim! do the mechanix run!

by RazorsEdge709 April 14, 2008

mecha hot lunch

A hot lunch, but with tin foil instead of seran wrap.

Come get your mecha hot lunch.

by greengrounds December 25, 2009