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Maple Chugger 

A slur towards/against Canadians, which only they can use. Call a Canadian this without being Canadian yourself and you'll find out just how quickly that politeness can die off.
American: Oh, yo, this is my Canadian friend, her name is Mae.

Mae: Haha, yeah, eh?
American 2: eeewww grooosss you brought a Maple Chugger in here??? Euuuughghghghghgh...
Mae: Now listen'ere bud, yer' makin' me a bit mad'ere, eh? How's aboot we take this to the rink, eh? I'll prove just how much of a hoser ye' are behind that hamburger-fucking face, bud.
American 2: She's a keeper.
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Maple Unit 

It is what you call a Canadian Dollar since Maple and Maple Syrup is associated with Canada.

Plural: Maple Units
Stranger: "How much does a hundred dollar equal to a Canadian dollar?"
Me: "About 136 Maple Units."
Maple Unit by Nomadic Meow November 25, 2023

Maple syrup job 

The maple syrup foot job was famous from tiktok were it was them at ihop passing the maple syrup to there friend or boyfriend/girlfriend if they refuse there not a real partner and if they accept then there a real one for that💯💯
Maple syrup job:
*passes the maple syrup* so?
*maple syrup footjob*
Maple syrup job by Realsterling October 7, 2023

Maple Flips 

Goofy ass nigga who got paid to not ship out a mat.

Maple Valley Pit Stop 

Having sex in a dilapidated RV in Maple Valley, WA while six pit bulls pee on you and a seventh poops on you.
Those hobos are taking a Maple Valley Pit Stop!
This place smells as bad as a Maple Valley Pit Stop!

maple syrup moose sploosh 

Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.

Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg

Maple Tree 

The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.
That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”
Maple Tree by Tarqs August 22, 2024